Quote: lofthouse @ 23rd December 2022, 5:58 PMLet's hope the Yule log slips from his fire , and burns his house down
I appreciate the quote of support.
In reality though, my own suburban house would be razed to the ground, which would be incredibly annoying to say the least.
If you act on your impulses, there might be a yule log rolling down the drive.
Pogues, Fairy Tale of New York!!!! A Christmas song that isn't Christmassy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's been 34 years, still not got over it?
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 23rd December 2022, 6:59 PMIf you act on your impulses, there might be a yule log rolling down the drive.
What a horrible thought!
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 23rd December 2022, 7:57 PMPogues, Fairy Tale of New York!!!! A Christmas song that isn't Christmassy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's been 34 years, still not got over it?
You cheap lousy faggot Monkhouse.
I have been reading about a woman whose husband was booked in an NHS hospital for an operation.
On the day of the operation, she was called to confirm that it was going ahead that day and what time to arrive.
Then a short questionnaire: one of the questions was 'Is he or is it likely he is pregnant?
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 23rd December 2022, 7:57 PMPogues, Fairy Tale of New York!!!! A Christmas song that isn't Christmassy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's been 34 years, still not got over it?
The video is, plus doesn't the toothily challenged former public schoolboy Shane sing "It's Christmas Eve babe."
Surely you're more of a 2Become1 fan MM? Did you buy Sporty's autobiography?
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 24th December 2022, 9:11 AMI have been reading about a woman whose husband was booked in an NHS hospital for an operation.
On the day of the operation, she was called to confirm that it was going ahead that day and what time to arrive.
Then a short questionnaire: one of the questions was 'Is he or is it likely he is pregnant?
Did she have trouble answering that one?
Quote: MrsLogicFromViz @ 24th December 2022, 9:20 AMThe video is, plus doesn't the toothily challenged former public schoolboy Shane sing "It's Christmas Eve babe."
He's got perfect teeth now.
Quote: Chappers @ 24th December 2022, 9:20 AMDid she have trouble answering that one?
He's got perfect teeth now.
Are they "Turkey Teef" influencer stylee?
Quote: MrsLogicFromViz @ 24th December 2022, 9:20 AMSurely you're more of a 2Become1 fan MM? Did you buy Sporty's autobiography?
Yes, apparently, but some of the pages are stuck together already
I know I've written this before, but I'm convinced she wrote her autobiography to get the less interesting part of her life out of the way and then pluck up the courage to propose to me. I would propose to her, but Girl Power etc.
Happy holidays, in the meantime.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 23rd December 2022, 7:57 PMPogues, Fairy Tale of New York!!!! A Christmas song that isn't Christmassy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's been 34 years, still not got over it?
Not Christmassy??
"AND THE BELLS WERE RINGIN OUT, FOR CHRISTMAS DAY"
?!!
That schoolboy with the baseball cap in the ITVX adverts. Why would you take notice of somebody like that?
Mo, and his bloody escaped lottery ticket
Grates my freakin' cheese
News channel renta-gobs.
Kevin Maguire, Isabel Oakeshott, Owen Jones, Nicola Thorp, Piers Morgan, Camilla Tominey, Andrew Pierce, Julia Hartley-Brewer, Matthew Parris, James O'Brien, and (god help me) Alastair Campbell.