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Brewed 10 gallons of a Landlord clone Tuesday, and I'm just finishing up 10 gallons of a Czech pilsner. I'll probably miss part of the game while I clean up, but I'll be cheering on England as I scrub everything down.

Well done that man.
I'll have a pint of landlord too.

Zut alors

This is not fun.

But Sutton won.

Never found myself so tense over a football match and found me old legs twitching as I tried to kick the ball, and then when Harry skied that penalty, I gave up and watched something else, as the tension was too much to bear.

Still, better that than penalties..........

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Yeah it was a shame
I didn't find the match that stressful as I went to the loo towards the end and didn't realise we'd been awarded a second penalty
SO I still haven't seen it

England did well, but France were clinical (and got away with a foul or two which helped)

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 11th December 2022, 7:33 PM

didn't realise we'd been awarded a second penalty
SO I still haven't seen it

You might hear it landing on your roof soon

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 12th December 2022, 7:22 AM

You might hear it landing on your roof soon

? He should never have taken it - too much 'mind games' with Loris.
Having said that, if someone else had taken it and they missed....
I sometimes get the feeling England factor in penalties as a source of goals - rely on them, almost.
A lot of our boys tend to run headlong into a crowded box with that as their sole objective.
Risky business.
Still - I'm over it now!

Firm left with 18,000 England 'World Cup winners' T-shirts after gamble backfires.

The shirts were due to retail for £29.99, but are now being sold for £9.99.

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And who is going to buy one for even a tenner.

Would be a good dare, though - to wear one at a Rangers/Celtic derby match.

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Kane's penalty kick ball just spotted re-entering the earth's atmosphere

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If France win tonight I don't care who wins the final. I won't bother watching it.

Quote: Chappers @ 14th December 2022, 7:16 PM

If France win tonight I don't care who wins the final. I won't bother watching it.

You'll find yourself in good company with this chap then:

Quote: Chappers @ 14th November 2022, 9:44 PM

I'm not planning on watching the World Cup this year.

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