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What a horrible thing to witness, people ready to take high office for days if not hours. These people will not make it to Friday.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 19th October 2022, 5:43 PM

What a horrible thing to witness, people ready to take high office for days if not hours. These people will not make it to Friday.

Or Heaven.

Or Nirvana. Let's hope she comes back as a Dinghy.

Grant Schaps is being brought in to create 'Stability' One can only surmise that they see the fact he has four names equates somehow to four legs or four wheels.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 19th October 2022, 5:46 PM

Let's hope she comes back as a Dinghy.

Veery good.

A Tory MP is now saying that the BoE and the Treasury conspired to destroy the initial budget. The fact that Sam Coates is a ringer for Terry Jones is only adding to the Pythonesque quality of it all. I might skip the Everton game on Amazon the way this is going. the 7pm vote should be a hoot and a half.

I actually feel sorry for Truss

She is clearly not up to the task and lots of her so called colleagues are just sticking the boot in now with no mercy

She looks like she's just come out of a coma

Quote: lofthouse @ 19th October 2022, 6:33 PM

I actually feel sorry for Truss

She is clearly not up to the task and lots of her so called colleagues are just sticking the boot in now with no mercy

She looks like she's just come out of a coma

Yes I thought that too. Although she shouldn't have had delusions of her ability and put herself up for the job in the first place. They say that everyone is promoted to one post higher than their capability.

One thing's for sure. Anyone accepting a government post at the moment is a braverman than me.

Save your pity for her victims and the hardship she has imposed on them. Lives will have been ruined , homes lost.
This nut job outlined every action she intended to take in books and on stage, she was warned she was told and she carried on.
Now she has U turned on every single policy issue she claimed to have believed in two months ago and now thinks differently having sack her best friend to cling on for a few days.
She is a socipath , but her biggest flaw is that for some reason she thinks that she is intelligent?

Yeah on second thoughts , you're right

Stupid fkn bitch

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The Chief Whip has just resigned and there are scuffles in the Lobby, with whips shouting at everybody.
Coalition of Chaos.

At best this is just an extension of the public school system Prefects bullying Fags . At worst it is akin to the rise of the Nazis, Blue Shirts enraged by the messages from Braverman about swathes of foreigners , blood on the carpet.
This may yet be the Night of the Idiots with Knives.

It's tricky for Starmer in a way cos everyone thinks he's a dull, boring wooden man with no personality or charisma

Yet if he mocks the government by making jokes, at their expense- it will be levelled at him that this is not the time for jokes and poking fun

He would do well to explain how he would take us forward rather than ask us to vote out of spite.

Quote: Firkin @ 19th October 2022, 2:20 PM

Average London wages for transport drivers:

Train £62,537
Tube £62,481
Bus £29,966
Delivery £26,792

*source Glassdoor.co.uk and FOI requests from the press.

That's the difference a powerful union and the legacy of nationalisation make. These strikes and this government will increase the wealth divide.

An overly powerful union working to destroy their own industry by making it unviable, yeah.

Unions are made up of ordinary people who have joined forces to ensure they are treated fairly safely and can get the best wage possible. They are mums and dads and hard working kids . They vote in their representatives and vote on each action taken. What could you possibly have against ordinary working people getting organized?
People like these make up your page and no doubt your income stream, they're not bad people they are people who being forced into working poverty by the most inept government we have ever had. Solidarity does not mean Socialism it's just means that they understand the power of groups, a bit like Groupon.

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