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I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,471

I just saw Berlusconi on the news. His face looks plastic and does he dye his hair? He's 85!

Turns out Sunak is a pretty sharp cookie after all

He said for weeks that Truss' economic plans were , basically a pile of absolute bollocks

And he was right!

Who'd a thunk it ..

I read the news today and I've summed it up like this:

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Yougov poll has Labour 17 points ahead

Their biggest labour lead ever

We all filled that poll in.

Caught a glimpse of some pinko woman (Cooper?) prattling on to the throng and all she was spouting on about was slagging off Boris for his misdemeanours, and I thought - is that it. Is that all you can come up with. The same old historical moan. I'm surprised she didn't drag Thatcher into it.
So much for what Labour was going to do. Just, ias usual a la knob Starmer and nothing about what they had to offer.

PATHETIC........

Looks like Hurricane Ian has its sights set on my hometown. Hurricane Charley destroyed tens of thousands of buildings there in 2004, a few years after I'd moved away, but I hope this storm will prove to be less destructive.

This video was filmed in 2004 from the side of my favorite pub (it stayed open as the upper floor collapsed and blew away in 145 MPH winds). I tried to embed a link to the "good" part, but it didn't seem to work, so skip ahead to the 38-ish minute mark.

Great Labour conference so far.
Rupa Huq suspended for racist comments
Angy not answering questions
Lammy won't comment on the racist remarks.

What will today bring?

I wonder if the Kwasi-gang listen to the IMF, or just blunder on and destroy the economy?

What do you think of the racist comments?

They were racist.
That's why she's suspended, with high likely-hood of expulsion.
That's how you deal with racists.
The Tories just make them Prime Minister.

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Brigitte Bardot is 88 years old today.

"Time is a cruel thief to rob us of our former selves. We lose as much to life as we do to death." [Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey]

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 27th September 2022, 11:16 PM

and nothing about what they had to offer.

Just in case you missed it:

Re-nationlize the railways
State-backed green energy company - GB Energy
More on-shore wind. solar & nuclear energy
Reverse the 45% tax cut
Restore cap on banker's bonuses
Windfall Tax on energy companies
150, 000 Council homes per year
Living wage plus increase in minimum wage for all ages
Pledge to keep Human Rights Act
Ban on zero-hours contracts
Ending fire & rehire
Sort out the Brexit shambles
Free breakfasts for Primary school kids
Putting sports and the arts back into the school curriculum
Local people getting priority over housing, over buy-to-let landlords and 2nd home owners

It's a start, anyway.

LATEST NEWS:
Bank of England forced to step in to try to clear up the Kwasi-Gang's mess.
Madmen at the helm.

Quote: Lazzard @ 28th September 2022, 11:28 AM

Just in case you missed it:

Re-nationlize the railways
State-backed green energy company - GB Energy
More on-shore wind. solar & nuclear energy
Reverse the 45% tax cut
Restore cap on banker's bonuses
Windfall Tax on energy companies
150, 000 Council homes per year
Living wage plus increase in minimum wage for all ages
Pledge to keep Human Rights Act
Ban on zero-hours contracts
Ending fire & rehire
Sort out the Brexit shambles
Free breakfasts for Primary school kids
Putting sports and the arts back into the school curriculum
Local people getting priority over housing, over buy-to-let landlords and 2nd home owners

I'll definitely stick with Truss & co.

Quote: Lazzard @ 28th September 2022, 11:28 AM

Just in case you missed it:

You don't seriously think I'd sit and watch that prawn Starmer and his motley crew spout crap do you, as they slap each other on the back.

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