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Saucy seaside postcards Page 69

Quote: MrApollo @ 10th September 2022, 9:11 PM

Friendly place.

It's usually all fairly harmless.
But there seems to be a disturbance in the 'Force' at the moment.
Not convinced there aren't shenanigans afoot of the sock-puppetry variety.

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Variation - with my own caption
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Reminds me of the story of Francis Bacon discovering a handsome burglar - George Dyer - ransacking his studio, and invited him into his bed. They were a couple for eight years, during which Bacon painted arguably his greatest works, often of Dyer.

Francis Bacon bought me a drink once.
Have you read this, Beaky?

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No I haven't, thanks for the tip, Lazzard.
Did you buy him one back?

Quote: beaky @ 12th September 2022, 9:32 AM

No I haven't, thanks for the tip, Lazzard.
Did you buy him one back?

Didn't get a chance.
It was in The French House (The York Minster) of course - I think he had a tab - he bought about 20 of us a drink.
He may have had one or two himself!

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My variation for a more socially and politically aware society
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Quote: alison blunderland @ 11th September 2022, 10:17 AM

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Variation - with my own caption
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Alison: you really haven't got the hang of "short & Snappy" have you. Don't give up the day job.
Your amendments remind me of the sort of thing that party-bores say.

Come on, don't be hard on Alison! He or she is joining in, which is great!

Quote: billwill @ 12th September 2022, 7:40 PM

Alison: you really haven't got the hang of "short & Snappy" have you. Don't give up the day job.
Your amendments remind me of the sort of thing that party-bores say.

Well said Bill!! Has absolutely no idea, but thinks he/she is so funny. WHY do they think they can improve on the original. Rubbish.

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PROPER Saucy Seaside Postcard

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Quote: alison blunderland @ 13th September 2022, 2:39 PM

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Ha!

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