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No more than anyone else no, go to BBC sport football and you'll see a 10sec video of Pep saying he's not dropping Haaland because at 22 he has no trouble recovering.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 1st September 2022, 2:15 PM

He's been served a season ban so he can't win the 23/24 title either. Best of luck to him in 24/25 though.

That's a year's ban, a season long ban ends when that season does. So Don can compete next season.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 1st September 2022, 2:15 PM

He deleted himself so he could start the season with a couple of teams and go with the one with the highest score.

Have you proof of this? as it seems highly unreasonable to ban someone on just an assumption. I also find this hard to accept, as Don only was only in this one private league, and is the joint top title winner, so why would you give that up for no real chance of a trophy in just the main public league of 9 million, even with two teams?

After a miserable start with 'no shows, yellow and red cards and good players doing f**k all, I bought Aubameyang this week to sure things up a bit.
He was showing fit at the deadline but suddenly, he's out until at least 10th Sept
With a jaw injury?? A f**king jaw injury.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 3rd September 2022, 12:03 PM

Which is okay because they're both playing. Liverpool's most inform player Firmino is rested.

There is someone called Firmino on the pitch though.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 3rd September 2022, 9:31 AM

Disenchanted with Son, already? ?

I'll accept then, by your silence, that you f**ked up. ?

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 3rd September 2022, 9:31 AM

Disenchanted with Son, already? ?

I really like Son, but I had to cripple my team to afford him and he returned one assist in four weeks. Moving early on Spurs assets f**ked me last season. Sometimes you've got to cut your losses. I've already been able to balance my team a bit more with his money, but still some way to go.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 3rd September 2022, 12:54 PM

That's a year's ban, a season long ban ends when that season does. So Don can compete next season.

Are you telling me, or inquiring?

Don deleted himself from the Clique and hasn't tried to rejoin it so he can't be punished with a season ban if he's not in the League he's been banned from. His ban starts next season when he tries to join again.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 3rd September 2022, 1:09 PM

Have you proof of this? as it seems highly unreasonable to ban someone on just an assumption. I also find this hard to accept, as Don only was only in this one private league, and is the joint top title winner, so why would you give that up for no real chance of a trophy in just the main public league of 9 million, even with two teams?

If I have time next week I'll explain it to you, but f**k me, it's not hard to understand what he's done.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 3rd September 2022, 12:32 PM

You have access to Guardiola's intentions five hours before kick-off? No wonder you've started well this season.

Good spot Bunter
I have heard rumours that Pep is also a member of Kippers secret gold subscription hints and cheats site
so no wonder he knows the line up before anyone else
We'll call this exhibit F

Bloody hell, into single figure position, just behind Godot, who I've also just leap-frogged in the H2H - feeling quite dizzy this high up the table in amongst the knobs.

A pleasing to bit of transfer business this week, bringing in Kane & Rashford to net 3 goals, an assist and 27 points between them. Bad management of the squad though, leaving a clean sheet on the bench and playing two Arsenal defenders instead.

I'm slowly climbing the slippery pole of the H2H. At least there's movement in one league.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 1st September 2022, 2:38 PM

Have we heard from Anton yet this season? There are no strict posting regs currently, but you certainly can't win the league if you don't post here and (try) to entertain us. So maybe pop in, if you can.

When have I EVER threatened to entertain anyone here?? I'm back... long story... but back. Bless you for thinking I can win the league after last season's titanic ending. :)

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 5th September 2022, 8:07 AM

A pleasing to bit of transfer business this week, bringing in Kane & Rashford to net 3 goals, an assist and 27 points between them. Bad management of the squad though, leaving a clean sheet on the bench and playing two Arsenal defenders instead.

I've followed you but I'm not saying on which one.

Quote: ContainsNuts @ 6th September 2022, 7:46 PM

When have I EVER threatened to entertain anyone here?? I'm back... long story... but back. Bless you for thinking I can win the league after last season's titanic ending. :)

I thought you were trying to recreate Newcastle's 1995-6 season. Again. oops.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 7th September 2022, 5:08 PM

I've followed you but I'm not saying on which one.

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I could easily find out
But it would cost me a 12.99 annual subscription

*Insert Vic Reeves Photograph later when you've worked out how

Will this weekends game go ahead?

Alf? let us know please

I think the PL are in talks with the Govt about it now. I wouldn't be at all surprised if all league games are cancelled. One or two were threatened anyway by planned rail strikes. The cricket's been called off today, I suspect the whole match will be but I suppose this could be Truss' first big call. In the past they would automatically be called off, I'm not as sure about it in today's looser climate but strict protocol would have the weekend's sports events cancelled.

I have financial interest in the big games Peterboro v Forest Green, Chesterfield v Gateshead and Edinburgh City v Peterhead so I'm hoping Saturday's programme goes ahead. But I somehow doubt it.

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