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Was going to make a point about you all getting bags of points from cheap defenders just like last season with Tsimikas, and there he is nicking two assists...

In an attempt to try catch up a bit, I've already had to use a bench boost card. 20 points for it was not a bad return though.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 28th August 2022, 2:51 PM

You had a reasonable Bench Boost though. So look on the bright side. ?

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 29th August 2022, 7:36 PM

In an attempt to try catch up a bit, I've already had to use a bench boost card. 20 points for it was not a bad return though.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 29th August 2022, 7:36 PM

In an attempt to try catch up a bit, I've already had to use a bench boost card. 20 points for it was not a bad return though.

Don't spunk your chips - there's plenty of time to catch up.

You're right, 20 points is good for a bench boost but you can get a lot more.

I know Godot, I got giddy.

A bench boost, like all chips is a gamble, and I think you did well. I don't see it matters when you use them, not unless you feel happier knowing they are there at the end of the season, but if you, say, triple captain (as I've seen two seasons now, and still wonder if they were hacked) and it gives you mega points - that is it, you have your mega points in your total, whether that is at the beginning or end of the season.

Otherwise, don't spunk. ? That's why you got giddy - you shouldn't have been standing up when you did it.

Yes it's often better to use some of the chips on a double game week
PM Alf and ask him when the double game weeks are
He probably got a list of them in his Welcome pack from the fantasy football tips and tricks site

Ahhhh I forgot there's a midweek gameweek.

When Dan was here he'd remind us about stuff like that
He could never pick a decent team to save his life but he was always conscientious

Even if he won't give me the password to join Dons league

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 30th August 2022, 5:48 PM

Yes it's often better to use some of the chips on a double game week
PM Alf and ask him when the double game weeks are
He probably got a list of them in his Welcome pack from the fantasy football tips and tricks site

As league admin I really have to step in here Steve, and say that I won't tolerate baseless mud slinging at members of good standing, even Kipper. He's been cleared of paying cash for fantasy tips and the very last thing I want to see is a season-long running gag that suggests otherwise. Understood?

Well that was never my absolutely definite intention
So I completely understand

I just think it shouldn't be something we always bring up - him attempting to gain an advantage, I mean. He's explained himself and that should be the end of it.

Does anyone not have Haaland in their team by this point? And when do we start TCing him over Salah?

I hear he was top captain pick on the fantasy cheat site this week
or at least the evidence suggests as much

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 31st August 2022, 8:19 PM

I hear he was top captain pick on the fantasy cheat site this week
or at least the evidence suggests as much

Yes, very suspicious, that.

In other news, the Express and Star (a Wolverhampton paper) has shone a light on why my Wolves defender's not playing:

"Head coach Bruno Lage revealed after Sunday's draw with Newcastle that Boly was chosen in the matchday squad but did not report for duty, as he looked to force through a move." https://www.expressandstar.com/sport/football/wolverhampton-wanderers-fc/2022/08/30/wolves-agree-fee-with-nottingham-forest-for-willy-boly/

I'd have gone round his house and embarrassed his mum. Seems they're looking to rage transfer him out (much like I intend to) with maximum prejudice:

"Wolves previously turned down a £1million bid from Forest, however a fee of £2.25 has now been agreed for the player who has one year left on his deal."

Two pound twenty five. Not even two fifty. They really want rid.

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