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I was born pink! :O

Most people were born from the pink.

I wasn't born pink so :P:P:P:P I'm the greatest!

Were you blue?

Quote: zooo @ March 24, 2008, 11:08 AM

Were you blue?

His mum had a thing for the black milkman.

Seriously, how do you get rid of unwanted house guests?
They were invited until Saturday, and they're still here!

FUCK OFF HOME.

Quote: Gavin @ March 24, 2008, 9:17 AM

I wasn't born pink so :P:P:P:P I'm the greatest!

Jaundice?

Quote: Paul W @ March 24, 2008, 11:11 AM

His mum had a thing for the black milkman.

Ah. So he was black and blue then.

I am taking a break see you all in April. Wave

Quote: zooo @ March 24, 2008, 11:40 AM

Seriously, how do you get rid of unwanted house guests?
They were invited until Saturday, and they're still here!

FUCK OFF HOME.

Just tell them to go away.

If that doesn't work, find a black pen and start drawing circles all over yourself. Cough a bit, pretend to sleep a lot, and bingo! You're bubonic.

Quote: Jake How @ March 24, 2008, 11:41 AM

I am taking a break see you all in April. Wave

Bye Jake.

Quote: Jake How @ March 24, 2008, 11:41 AM

I am taking a break see you all in April. Wave

'Does a little Irish jig around living room table with the obligatory rose in mouth'

Quote: zooo @ March 24, 2008, 11:40 AM

FUCK OFF HOME.

Laughing out loud Father Jack standing outside his house.

Quote: zooo @ March 24, 2008, 11:40 AM

Seriously, how do you get rid of unwanted house guests?
They were invited until Saturday, and they're still here!

FUCK OFF HOME.

Do What I do walk round house in underwear drinking beer and swear...alot. Scratching ones self is also prefered whilst they try to converse with you.

Quote: Gavin @ March 24, 2008, 2:25 PM

Do What I do walk round house in underwear drinking beer and swear...alot. Scratching ones self is also prefered whilst they try to converse with you.

Don't you also do that as a pulling technique?

Ye, your point is?

Quote: Gavin @ March 24, 2008, 2:28 PM

Ye, your point is?

None, I just love it when you talk about it.

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