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Quote: Chappers @ 5th June 2022, 7:42 PM

Weird actually but the last couple of times i've bought a pizza I've ended up chucking away the last couple of slices.

You won't get your MBE. Marmalade is disgusting.

Ginger marmalade isn't.

Neither is Lime.

I know this isn't exactly on topic but it is similar.

For the first time ever today, I realised that cricketers have an amazing number of teeth.

Far more than normal people.

Do you or does anyone else know why this is please.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 5th June 2022, 9:37 PM

For the first time ever today, I realised that cricketers have an amazing number of teeth.

Far more than normal people.

Do you or does anyone else know why this is please.

It's because having any of their teeth removed usually results in stumps at the end of the day.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 5th June 2022, 10:03 PM

It's because having any of their teeth removed usually results in stumps at the end of the day.

Boom boom. Boom boom. Boom boom.

I like it. I like it. I like it.

I am goings to sign offs now to listen to my UFOs programme.

They are doing somethings tonight about smashing a millions of years old crystal and letting out thousands of micro-organisms.

I want to find out if I am likelys to ever meet one.

Toe sucking. Come foot food.

Have I mentioned this before?

Baked beans on toast occassionally with a fried egg on top.

I have a huge pot of pig ears (along with pork shoulder, onions, chicken livers, etc.) simmering in a pot. The Chinese market was out of pork skin, so I substituted ears and chicken livers. When all is said and done, I'll mix it with rice and spices and stuff 20 pounds of boudin sausages. Cajun food at its finest!

mug of tea and a digestive (plain)

Peanuts and crisps (along with some cider)

Quote: MrApollo @ 26th August 2022, 9:15 PM

mug of tea and a digestive (plain)

Yes.

Cheese and pickle sandwich (as I have high cholesterol levels)

Re-heated Shepherd's Pie.
With peas.

Egg and Cress sandwiches. or cucumber sandwiches with the crust cut off.

Oh, I agree.

? Trouble is with either of those, once I start I can't stop eating them - plate full gone in a matter of minutes.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 27th August 2022, 11:42 AM

Egg and Cress sandwiches. or cucumber sandwiches with the crust cut off.

Thank you, Lady Bracknell

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