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I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,451

Nasa have released the 'sound' of a black hole.
Apparently, if you play it backwards it says "Paul is dead".

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 23rd August 2022, 11:43 AM

They ignore my readings.

They aren't billing you for your actual usage? How can they do that?

Strikes me that they are building up the cash supply.

Quote: DaButt @ 23rd August 2022, 1:46 PM

They aren't billing you for your actual usage? How can they do that?

if you pay by monthly direct debit they tend to. amortize the costs so you pay the same each month, despite seasonal changes.
When it works you are in credit before winter starts and all square when things warm up.
Doesn't always work, though - especially if you. try to switch when in credit.

I see the tories are now trying to dump any blame for shit decisions made during the height of Covid - on the scientists

Yep - don't blame us , it's was all their fault

Quite possibly the worst government in the history of Great Britain

Lying, incompetent bunch of arseholes

I wouldn't put too much store by what they're saying at the moment.
Essentially they're like DJ's doing a request set for an audience with appalling taste.
Whatever they want to hear, they'll say it.
Who can say it loudest, wins.
God knows what'll happen when they have to run a country where the majority disagree with them.

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With Truss, the Conservatives are about to do a Corbyn.
A purist without the support of the majority of their MPs, voted into power by a tiny group of Zealots, out of touch with the mood of the public.
One can only hope it works out as well for her as it did for him.

Farage bleating on a bout 1.1 million visas being granted to foreign national - saying it's not controlling our borders, when that's exactly what it is.
Neglects to mention that "Of the visas granted in the latest 12 months, 33% were for study, 31% were to visit, 18% were to work, 3% were for family, and 14% for other reasons"
And guess what picture The Telegraph runs with...

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Quote: Lazzard @ 26th August 2022, 11:40 AM

With Truss, the Conservatives are about to do a Corbyn.
A purist without the support of the majority of their MPs, voted into power by a tiny group of Zealots, out of touch with the mood of the public.
One can only hope it works out as well for her as it did for him.

And now she decides she's got nothing better to do than piss off the French and insult their president

We really are becoming a total embarrassment on the world stage

Quote: lofthouse @ 26th August 2022, 6:22 PM

And now she decides she's got nothing better to do than piss off the French and insult their president

We really are becoming a total embarrassment on the world stage

What's wrong with that?

President Joe Biden's approval rating in the past month has skyrocketed, jumping six points after massive successes in getting his legislative agenda passed. At 44%, Biden's approval rating is now higher than the approval ratings of Donald Trump (41%), Barack Obama (43%), Bill Clinton (39%), Jimmy Carter (43%), and Ronald Reagan (41%) at this point in their presidencies.

Wow?!

I'm certain this Is less to do with people loving Biden - and more with people realising they can never ever have that orange dildo back in the whitehouse

How much bile and hate can you post?
You're possessed and probably not well.

Nothing wrong with strong opinions, SG.

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