Flayed me to death that picture Aaron.
My main PC has a 53" monitor so his head was bigger than mine 
Saucy seaside postcards Page 66
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 23rd August 2022, 8:29 AMAs funny as it is, it's not original.
I've heard it before, but it fits the card perfectly.
Original image with original dialogue in lower right corner
It's a lovely old card but I don't get the joke, so here's a variation using dialogue of my own.
Original image with my own dialogue.
https://me.me/t/thats-a-moray?s=new
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One of the odd things about Morays is that they go for anything white. I guess that this is because there is hardly anything white under water except the insides of dead fish.
(This is from personal experience of Moray eels while diving in the Red Sea on the underwater platform at the southern tip on the Sinai Peninsular. The moray eels would come out of their reef holes if enticed by a white area on a diver's swimming fin.)
Quote: billwill @ 26th August 2022, 4:29 PMhttps://me.me/t/thats-a-moray?s=new
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One of the odd things about Morays is that they go for anything white. I guess that this is because there is hardly anything white under water except the insides of dead fish.(This is from personal experience of Moray eels while diving in the Red Sea on the underwater platform at the southern tip on the Sinai Peninsular. The moray eels would come out of their reef holes if enticed by a white area on a diver's swimming fin.)
That's a bit racist.
Quote: billwill @ 26th August 2022, 4:29 PMOne of the odd things about Morays is that they go for anything white.
(This is from personal experience of Moray eels while diving in the Red Sea...)
In the Red Sea, white men learn this rule:
don't dive naked cos nature is cruel
and think how you'll feel
if a bloody great eel
makes a meal of your goolies and tool.
Quote: alison blunderland @ 24th August 2022, 10:41 AMOriginal image with original dialogue in lower right corner
It's a lovely old card but I don't get the joke, so here's a variation using dialogue of my own.
Original image with my own dialogue.
Yours is best, Alison. Plus it could easily have been written then, the style's spot on.
Thanks a lot, Beaky.
And thanks also to everybody else who's had a kind word to say about something I've posted.
I got a shock last night. I was googling saucy postcards and one of my own efforts on BCG came up!
It's the one on the top left.
Here's a beautiful seaside postcard from 1946.
Whoosh! Right over the censors' heads.
So sapphic!
A genuinely funny Pedro postcard? Either that or else I'm very very drunk.
More subtle than his usual ones, true!
I like that one.
Original version
My alternative re-punctuated and re-dialogued version
I'm not going to recaption this one.
It looks as if the publisher has already done that (probably after a police raid).
