Lost my anal cherry. Cracking!
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My mother's gone Catholic. Holy cow.
What's the difference between cheques and boobs? You don't like it when cheques bounce.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 20th August 2022, 9:11 AMWhat's the difference between cheques and boobs? You don't like it when cheques bounce.
It's been years since I last saw one.
Quote: Tiggy @ 21st August 2022, 4:18 PMIt's been years since I last saw one.
As the Banker allegedly said to the Actress ?
What's the difference between boobs and bombs? You don't like bouncing bombs.
I take my hat off to the feminist movement.
They don't like it though.
My dad has a penis growing out of his head. But he keeps it under his hat.
"Pasta one-liner wins best joke award at Edinburgh festival fringe"
Awful pun, that I'm not going to repeat- standards are slipping.
Did you write it Michael?
I did actually have that joke in a skit once.
Yeah, poor turn out this year. Part of the trouble is that routines are cumulative experiences and they have to extract one-liners. Still, very weak this time around.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 22nd August 2022, 12:51 PMI did actually have that joke in a skit once.
Yeah, poor turn out this year. Part of the trouble is that routines are cumulative experiences and they have to extract one-liners. Still, very weak this time around.
Wow. We agree again! ?
I said to Phil Collins, What's the difference between teenage boys and love? He said, Love don't come easy.
Freddie Mercury trying half-castrations. I say, 'Is it fun?' He says, 'I'm having such a good time. I'm having a ball.'
Anal. Proof you CAN polish a turd.
I lost my virginity, thank f**k.