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I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,448

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 15th August 2022, 4:04 PM

But is getting your actual cock out on stage and showing it to the audience ok?
Not to mention calling Rishi Sunak a pa##
Don't think Jim has done that.

Wasn't comparing the two, or defending JS.
Just a joke about the low esteem in which I hold Jim Davidson.

"UK ministers who backed sending asylum seekers to Rwanda were warned by their own adviser that its government tortures and kills political opponents."

Why would they necessarily be government or political opponents?

Quote: lofthouse @ 16th August 2022, 6:41 PM

"UK ministers who backed sending asylum seekers to Rwanda were warned by their own adviser that its government tortures and kills political opponents."

But Arsenal FC endorse it.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 15th August 2022, 4:04 PM

But is getting your actual cock out on stage ... ok?
Not to mention calling Rishi Sunak a pa##.

Sunak's Indian, that's like calling a Liverpool fan a Red Devil.

Innocent until proven guilty n all that- but Ryan Giggs sounds like a reet c*nt

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 16th August 2022, 6:58 PM

Why would they necessarily be government or political opponents?

Who?

Quote: lofthouse @ 16th August 2022, 10:03 PM

Innocent until proven guilty n all that- but Ryan Giggs sounds like a reet c*nt

I wonder what Ron would say:

Quote: MrApollo @ 17th August 2022, 3:05 AM

I wonder what Ron would say:

???? VERY FUNNY!! BRILLIANT - LOVE IT!

It should be law that footballers always earn less than their partners. I believe most female footballers already set this excellent example. Worshiping footballers just encourages narcissistic behavior. Benjamin Mendy, Ryan Giggs, Mason Greenwood, Ronaldo and the rest.

If two footballers married each other, wouldn't they just end up in a never-ending spiral of poverty?
Or a Tory government, as it's often referred to.

I see Truss has another thing in common with her big heroine Thatcher

I.e. her utter contempt for the British working class - in that she believes they are all lazy work shy bums

Obviously no surprise that she should hold that view.
But what galls me the most is that they genuinely think that's what we're here for.
The workforce.
The worker bees collecting honey to give to those more important than ourselves.
Cash cows for the toffs.
Grim.

https://mobile.twitter.com/C4RL_Bsc/status/1559806666568306690

What galls me more is that the 'workforce' continually elect these stuck up arseholes to run/ruin their lives

Plus despite the fact the country is virtually in recession and inflation is going through the stratosphere- the transport secretary has nothing more important to do than suggest we have reg plates on BICYCLES

At least you lot keep the news thread alive with your never ending whinging.

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