Constipees. They're so full of shit.
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I'm so sick of this phoney positivity all over Facebook. 'Think of three things you like every day for thirty days'. No. How the f**k can I think of three things I like for thirty days'? There are only five Spice Girls. I wouldn't even get through the weekend. And even if I did, it'd still be Monday afterwards. F**k that.
My son, his wife, and I all logged into Ticketmaster's website at 2 AM to try to buy $150 tickets for the Buccaneers/Seahawks NFL game in Munich, but we struck out. At one point there were 750,000 people (and bots) in the queue. I know it's the first regular season NFL game in Germany, so there was a lot of interest, but as a Bucs fan since the team's inception (I attended their first game in 1976) it's disappointing to see tickets on resale sites at 5x-10x face value before the sale had even concluded.
Trying to decide whether to go there anyway, or to switch to another date/location.
We've just had I don't know how many hours of World Athletics dominating the main BBC channels (17 hours Sat, Sun and Mon this week alone!!) AND NOW we've got to suffer the Commonwealth Games - so far, coming up, 3 hours on Thursday and then 13 (!!!!!) on Friday.
I have absolutely no interest in a load of skinny Lyrca clad people running round in circles, and then win a couple of races and are made a Dame or Sir or Lord or whatever else they can dream up.
Nobody was watching BBC3, so they shoved it online, where even fewer people were watching, and now some twat at the Beeb has brought it back to terrestrial - WHY WHY WHY WHY don't they make it a sport channel and get back to entertaining people on 1 and 2
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 23rd July 2022, 11:55 AMNobody was watching BBC3, so they shoved it online, where even fewer people were watching, and now some twat at the Beeb has brought it back to terrestrial - WHY WHY WHY WHY don't they make it a sport channel and get back to entertaining people on 1 and 2
No, just get sport off telly.
I remember when it was the only thing on ALL Saturday afternoon.
Think yourself lucky.
Dickie Davies bringing you live wrestling from some town hall in Warrington usually
Motorbike Scrambling with Eddie Waring in the commentary box
Quote: Lazzard @ 23rd July 2022, 12:12 PMI remember when it was the only thing on ALL Saturday afternoon.
Think yourself lucky.
All Saturday afternoon is a bit different from nearly every day with some days, 13 f**king hours of it!!!
Besides, who could resist Kent Walton commenting on the "Grappling Game" with the likes of Jackie Pallo, Big Daddy, Haystacks, Mick McManus etc. etc., then the teleprinter football results - Happy Days
Cry baby, Gorgeous George, Les Kellet Musambullah and the mystery wrestler who wore a mask.
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 23rd July 2022, 5:58 PM......................and the mystery wrestler who wore a mask.
When I worked on USAF Bentwaters, there was a GI who came in - man mountain, built like a brick shit house and his mates who were with him said he was that mysterious wrestler, and I quite believed it.
Two things.
"I'm gonna fee-ake my own dee-ath". They keep advertising the bloody programme. I hope they're going to have sub-titles.
The second thing I'm so pissed off about I can't remember.
I'm enjoying "Murder in Provence" with not much swearing but....
There have been several different charcacters exclaiming "Jesus!"
Why is this necessary? I find it offensive. Imagine the outcry if it had been something from a different religion.
Andie Macdowell says, 'I'm 63 and never felt better!!!' This one always cracks me up. What do you expect her to say? 'I'm 63 and it f**king sucks. F**k me, is it shit. Feel so shit and old and shit. Why can't I be 20 again? Sob! Old age sucks. Any casting directors out there, don't book me, I'm too old and shit. Book that Scarlett Johansson instead, she's well fit. I am so shit.'
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 26th July 2022, 8:11 AMAndie Macdowell says, 'I'm 63 and never felt better!!!'
She's 64.