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Quote: Crindy @ 7th July 2022, 10:21 AM

And true to form, he's trying to invoke squatters rights on No.10 and stick around rinsing the expense account for another few months.

I encourage you all to try that in your own line of work. "I resign, but I'd like you to keep paying me and calling me 'boss'. Thanks."

As a journalist in 2010 he wrote this about Gordon Brown....

The whole thing is unbelievable. As I write these words, Gordon Brown is still holed up in Downing Street. He is like some illegal settler in the Sinai desert, lashing himself to the radiator, or like David Brent haunting The Office in that excruciating episode when he refuses to acknowledge that he has been sacked.

"Isn't there someone - the Queen's Private Secretary, the nice policeman on the door of No 10 - whose job it is to tell him that the game is up?"

This from a man who has to wait for over FIFTY people to resign in protest at his leadership- before he finally packs his bags and f**ks off out of it

Hypocrisy another of his gifts

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 7th July 2022, 5:29 PM

A retarded man asked to play a funny tune to try embarrass people. It's getting lower boys.

We'll never get lower than Boris, that's for sure.
Plus Mr. Bray has outlasted that crook - so he can't be that stupid.
And I'm not sure we say "retarded" anymore?
I know it's a difficult day, but try not to let the tone slip.

Starmer smoking a cigar listening to Billy Joel singing 'I am an innocent man' While Rayner is listening to Pagliacci.
Its clearly a total stitch up he did it, but the plod are in on it because they don't want Brexit and they hate Boris Johnson . Just put this bit in to let a bit of steam out of the pan because I'm boiling a few gammons.

Well, #Beergate just lost its fizz.
Ha!
Not sure that will have enamoured Durham Constabulary to the govt, seeing as how political pressure was put on them to investigate something they'd already investigated.

We all know that they did it and they got away with it so good luck to them.

I disagree.
They did it - but the difference is, unlike #partygate, they were allowed to do it under the then current regulations.
No rules broken.
I love the thought of Durham police doing it to spite BloJo as much as you do, but I don'y think it's a cover up.
Pretty sure the ToryBots will, though.

To be honest I know but there is more mirth mileage in saying it was stitch up. Its a great feeling to be able to write like a Brexiteer for once.
There was no way Starmer a QC and former head of the DPP didn't know what burden of proof was and that Durham plod had to adhere to black letter law.
Its just hilarious to say they did it and got away with it.

That I do agree with!
Times like these, you need to laugh.

Been doing it on Twitter got a few with it . its saves hours of arguing if you agree with them and then finish with 'We know they did it ,but what can do? You should see what some want to do :)

Andy Burnham will be putting his suitcases back up onto the top of the wardrobe for a few weeks.

Will the daily mail even report the verdict?

Starmer KNOWS the law

Boris BREAKS the law

If Keir Starmer says he didn't break a law - you can take that to the f**king bank

He isn't a total moron like someone I could mention but won't bother cos he's now history

They have - it's a an establishment stitch-up, apparently.
Not been a good week for the Mail - Dacre's Knighthood looking on particularly dodgy ground.
Now, where that Benny Hill music....

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Apparently there is a rumour that the police forces is pro Labours and anti Brexit.

Jug eared Blairs imitating twonk....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-62099272

All the candidates seem to have announced they have joined 'the race' to become leader?

Do they actually have a race?

If so, how did Boris win last time? That fat f**ker would be knackered after about 20 yards (I guess he probably cheated and used one of his bikes)

NEW Westminster Polling

LAB 45% (+2)
CON 31% (-4)
LD 11% (-)
SNP 5% (+2)
GRE 3%(+1)
OTH 6% (+1)

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