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Quote: A Horseradish @ 24th June 2022, 6:05 PM

I was just wondering.

Does anyone think that Boris Johnstons could be Prime Minister one day?

Oh god , more insane ramblings

As if even the Conservative Party would stoop so low as to even consider electing a TUBE like that as leader

I used to enjoy your flights of fancy but it's just gettting stoopid now bro

Quote: chipolata @ 24th June 2022, 8:19 PM

Overturning Roe v Wade is paving the way for Big Government to interfere in the private lives of American citizens on an unprecedented scale. Republcans are traditionally meant to hate Big Government, but now they apparently love it.

Ruling in favor of states' rights is the opposite of big government.

Quote: chipolata @ 24th June 2022, 8:19 PM

Overturning Roe v Wade is paving the way for Big Government to interfere in the private lives of American citizens on an unprecedented scale. Republcans are traditionally meant to hate Big Government, but now they apparently love it.

Yes but with more childrens being born, there is a greater chance of an early birth of someone with such a gigantic brain they can solves climate change in, say, just two minutes. Good news for American communism. Good news for the global environment.

Quote: DaButt @ 24th June 2022, 6:02 PM

42% of American gun owners are women, and that percentage continues to climb.

You say that like it's a good thing.
Today is a shameful day in your history.
You'll be bringing back slavery next.

I don't see any difference between the Taliban in Afghanistan and the Christian Fundamentalists in America apart from one of them can eat bacon.
Da Butt you're a man telling a woman what she can and cannot do with her own body, its an invisble burkha that has the same effect.
Shame on any government that makes any of its people subject to the whim of another based on a cult that thinks that dinosuars and people were created by a god 4000 years ago.

Quote: Lazzard @ 24th June 2022, 8:56 PM

You say that like it's a good thing.
Today is a shameful day in your history.
You'll be bringing back slavery next.

All those demented loons in the southern states - Alabama etc will be the first to get the ban sorted - I bet some of them would ban black people travelling on buses given even half a chance

Legalise gun ownership in the UK.
Let the government control distribution of all weapons.
Either all weapons will be so absurdly priced that they will be eye-wateringly unaffordable, or as most likely, weapons will come supplied with dud/wrong/substandard ammo.
Welcome to Britain-millions of lives saved by mediocrity.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 24th June 2022, 9:03 PM

I don't see any difference between the Taliban in Afghanistan and the Christian Fundamentalists in America

A mate of mine came up with the term "Vanilla Isis" - just about sums up these bozos.
A f**king backward nation, if ever there was one.

And it's great news for the cannabis industry if that sort of thing is your bag.

More people looking for alternative pastimes to sex.

To my mind, it's a very left wing decision.

Quote: Lazzard @ 24th June 2022, 8:56 PM

You say that like it's a good thing.

You say that like you think equality for women is a bad thing.

Quote: Lazzard @ 24th June 2022, 8:56 PM

You'll be bringing back slavery next.

Here, take your Hyperbole of the Month award.

Let's not forget that it was your nation which imported and sold slaves in my nation - long before it was a nation. And you didn't abolish slavery until a mere 30 years before we did.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 24th June 2022, 9:03 PM

Da Butt you're a man telling a woman what she can and cannot do with her own body

No, I am not.

Quote: lofthouse @ 24th June 2022, 9:05 PM

All those demented loons in the southern states - Alabama etc will be the first to get the ban sorted - I bet some of them would ban black people travelling on buses given even half a chance

And here I am fresh out of Hyperbole of the Month awards...

Quote: Lazzard @ 24th June 2022, 10:07 PM

A f**king backward nation, if ever there was one.

Last week I watched a video of crowds of people sustaining injuries while chasing a wheel of cheese rolling down a hillside.

I know that cheese.

It has a very high IQ.

Quote: DaButt @ 24th June 2022, 8:34 PM

Ruling in favor of states' rights is the opposite of big government.

State government is still government, and this ruling allows them to interfere in peoples private lives on a massive scale. And judging by Clarence Thomas's comments, he wants to open the door to more interference in other areas. Land of the free my arse.

Jacob Reese-Mogg caught out in another Brexshit lie.

When scrabbling about for Brexit benefits, he pontificated on the fact that EU law demands we have a sign every 25 metres in road tunnels telling people the distance to the quickest way out (as the result of a terrible fire that killed dozens of people). Which, he claimed, because we use yards, meant that we ended up with peculiar "cumbersome" distances on the signage.
a) Is that exactly a big deal?
b) turns out the legislation says 25m or less - so we could have done them every 25 yards!

It is truly pathetic.

Yes but his Nanny adores his little cotton socks

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