On the back of success of my TV sitcom Brother Brother 90210, I would set up a TV production company making TV shows. I would create two shows for John who attends a drama group for autistic adults in East London, one is the TFI Friday style music and chat show, the other is sketch/sitcom style show.
The sketch/sitcom style show would feature John doing a bodybuilding act wearing a nappy and having a pee and poo. The gag and pose/dance moves including stomach rolling (Tony Holland style) determining having a pee and poo, he does a nappy move (in the style of Alan Partridge pants move in the famous lap dancing scene) determining the poo leak on myself. In the script John attends a nightclub where he drops his trousers (in the style of Marky Mark) before having a pee and poo in the nappy. The other gag and pose/dance moves are Magic Mike style moves for John and lighting up the red light on his front and back nappy.
John's sketch/sitcom style would also feature his father played by the personal trainer in his late 50s. John's father was inspired by John wearing nappies so he started wearing nappies and doing a pee and poo. Severe autistic men who wear nappies would appear John's sketch/sitcom style show.
The theme music for John's show would be a song similar to Pony by Ginuwine that John would sing.
Once John makes money from his shows, he would become a media mogul and set up a company making edgy shows for dysfunctional families like a bad boy equivalent of Disney.
What do think of my ideas?
