Take your pills for god's sake MM. You're having one of your episodes.
The Platinum Jubilee Page 5
The Queen was determined to win the Derby this year and had more runners than usual:
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Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 5th June 2022, 9:39 AMWhat ... steals all your money? The Queen.
That sad old anti-royal myth yet again. Do look up the REAL facts instead of spouting old propaganda.
"My nan used to call it all foreign muck ..."
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 3rd June 2022, 10:29 AMI don't give a f**k about the f**king Jubilee.
This should cheer you up, then.
It's Cold War Steve's 'special' tribute to the Jubilee - free and in glorious hi-res!
https://we.tl/t-xbH44lzMw0
It's like "Where's Wally", but with lots more Wallies.
Enjoy!
Sorry.
I'm a bit muddled.
Obviously I know that Paddington Bear is celebrating an important anniversary but how does our lovely Queen fit into this?
Quote: A Horseradish @ 5th June 2022, 5:45 PMSorry.
I'm a bit muddled.
Obviously I know that Paddington Bear is celebrating an important anniversary but how does our lovely Queen fit into this?
He needs to be careful
Her stupid ludicrously dressed palace guards wear hats made out of bear pelts
Quote: lofthouse @ 5th June 2022, 6:04 PMHe needs to be careful
Her stupid ludicrously dressed palace guards wear hats made out of bear pelts
Yes I guess.
But I'm still not quite getting it.
Sorry.
Whereabouts exactly in Peru was Queen Elizabeths born?
Peru? Wasn't it Germany?
Quote: lofthouse @ 5th June 2022, 6:04 PMHer stupid ludicrously dressed palace guards wear hats made out of bear pelts
Handy for keeping the marmalade sandwiches fresh though.
Quote: A Horseradish @ 5th June 2022, 6:45 PMWhereabouts exactly in Peru was Queen Elizabeths born?
Quote: lofthouse @ 5th June 2022, 7:41 PMPeru? Wasn't it Germany?
17 Bruton Street, Mayfair.
Quote: Billy Bunter @ 5th June 2022, 8:07 PM17 Bruton Street, Mayfair.
What?
That's unbelievable.
17 Bruton Street, Mayfair is where I was born.
And why was Craig David included?
Quote: Chappers @ 5th June 2022, 8:13 PMAnd why was Craig David included?
Who? Do you mean Craig Douglas? Isn't he delivering milk on the Isle of Wight?
Quote: A Horseradish @ 5th June 2022, 8:10 PMWhat?
That's unbelievable.
17 Bruton Street, Mayfair is where I was born.
I think you're getting mixed up with that time you bought a house when playing Monopoly.
Quote: Billy Bunter @ 5th June 2022, 8:17 PMWho? Do you mean Craig Douglas? Isn't he delivering milk on the Isle of Wight?
I think you're getting mixed up with that time you bought a house when playing Monopoly.
Erm......not sure.
But I do still have that house.
I've only just finished paying off the mortgage.
The Daleks going down The Mall??? I hid behind the couch