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Many thought Corbyn was a fantasy story.

I know scousers have problems with getting over things but we're out of the EU forever.
Labour are never getting to govern for a long time.
And Durham will bite em in the arse

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 24th May 2022, 7:34 PM

I know scousers have problems with getting over things but we're out of the EU forever.

Agreed.
But we're more than capable of repairing the damage if the right people are in charge.
Maybe our kids will make a better job of it.

Fifteen people have died in a shooting at a primary school in Texas, says Governor Greg Abbott.
The 18-year-old gunman killed 14 students and one teacher at Robb Elementary School in the city of Uvalde.
The governor said the suspect was armed with a handgun and possibly a rifle in the attack.
Governor Abbott says the suspect is deceased, and it is believed that responding officers killed him.
The public were asked to stay away as police investigate the crime scene.
Shootings at primary schools, where pupils range in age from five to 11, are still relatively rare.
The attack on Tuesday comes amid a national rise in gun violence.

I guess they pryed the gun out of his cold dead hands...

You don't know Scousers mate all you know is stereotypes from sitcoms and soaps written by deputy headmasters.

Where's Dabutt to tell us that more people are killed by drunk drivers than innocent children shot and murdered in school?

I suspect he is as devastated as the rest of us, as it really is close to home for him . I detest guns but I wasn't brought up with them he was. So he has a different mindset and I suspect he truly believes that the problem is the people not the weapon . Nevertheless I bet he is as gutted as the rest of us and will hardly be revelling in it.

You're making a lot of assumptions lately.

Is there a limit? Is that linked to Brexit or do you personally keep a tally?. I just say what I see not what I've been told that's the difference between us.
Besides there is no way Da Butt isn't gutted as the rest of us , so its only fair to state that rather than try to gloat in anyway or take a 'I told You So' attitude at such a time.

Another assumption.

Thanks I've got loads more and I'll be posting them later once I've finished my shift. No doubt that lying bastard that gave you Brexit will be in the news today so I will be making assumptions about all the parties he never threw. So stay tuned.,

South Texas but still 90 odd miles from the city Dabutt lives in apparently, so hopefully he's not affected in any way. Texas is a big state. Another Sandy Hook, this time in probably THE gun state of America, although I believe that's offically claimed by Arizona, but nonetheless, very pro gun ownership and the individual's right to protect oneself. They won't be changing their laws. So what next then, sending 5 year olds off to school with a semi automatic pistol on their belt and shooting lessons at 9 followed by maths and English?

Their governor is gun mad and one of the solutions being touted is to arm the teachers? When it comes to a ban I don't see how they can do it? I just know that they need to and fast as this is not the last atrocity by a long chalk.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 25th May 2022, 7:43 AM

Where's Dabutt to tell us that more people are killed by drunk drivers than innocent children shot and murdered in school?

https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMc2201761

Let's have it right if 10 Downing Street was a council house then following 125 prosecuted offences , drunken party's, fist fights and anti social behaviour they would have been evicted. So if the poorest in the land have to follow the rules? Then why can't the elite?

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