The swallows are back and we have a pair of Red Kites nesting.
Things that cheer you up Page 6
Quote: Lazzard @ 5th May 2022, 6:13 PMThe swallows are back and we have a pair of Red Kites nesting.
Must look out for the swallows.
One swallow does not make a Summer. But it does mean she likes you.
This
Lying naked in a blackberry bush on the bonnet of a Datsun Sunny.
Quote: A Horseradish @ 19th May 2022, 7:54 PMLying naked in a blackberry bush on the bonnet of a Datsun Sunny.
Did you grow a blackberry bush on the bonnet?
Quote: Chappers @ 19th May 2022, 8:57 PMDid you grow a blackberry bush on the bonnet?
Yes but it wasn't the main thing I grew there.
Quote: A Horseradish @ 19th May 2022, 7:54 PMLying naked in a blackberry bush on the bonnet of a Datsun Sunny.
Quote: Chappers @ 19th May 2022, 8:57 PMDid you grow a blackberry bush on the bonnet?
Quote: A Horseradish @ 19th May 2022, 10:12 PMYes but it wasn't the main thing I grew there.
He means his cock!
Quote: a plate @ 20th May 2022, 2:11 AMHe means his cock!
How dare you.
Happy 96th birthday to Stanley Baxter.
I now walk past a lake on my way to work every morning
It's absolutely teaming with ducks, geese, swans, squirrels etc etc
It's like walking on to the set of a Disney movie every morning
Better than walking past bumper to bumper cars
I live near a park and visit often for a walk and to feed the ducks. For the first time in my life a few weeks ago a duck nibbled my fingers when I was holding out seed. It didn't hurt in the slightest it was funny to feel the ducks beak on my fingertips. A few years ago an Otter had moved in to the park and was decimating the birds but I think it's gone now. Hopefully the council caught and released it but the Otter had made a lot of enemies.
The sun is out, the sky is blue, there's not a cloud to spoil the view...
And it's Royal Ascot
Barry Humphries always cheers me up.
Empty planes.