INT. ROOM
MAN stands next to WOMAN.
MAN
Poo-wee you smell.
WOMAN
No, no I don't.
MAN
Oh okay then, you "don't".
WOMAN
Darn tootin'.
MAN
Bitch.
END
Cry my eye or die and fry?
May I be the first to say eh? 
Is tootin a reference to farting?
What the Dickens was that?
I don't think I get it.
Is 'tootin' a farting reference? TELL US!
even if it is a reference to farting i still don't get it!
Perhaps Lee is trying to be the UK's first successful Dadaist comedian....
kjs
Isn't that Vic and Bob?
Quote: sootyj @ March 23, 2008, 10:51 AMIsn't that Vic and Bob?
No...
There's far too much structure in their stuff for them to be classed as Dadaist...
kjs
Hmmm... I don't drink so I can't really explain this? Lack of sleep, maybe?
Mary Jane? She finds anything funny!
but whats it about?
Ten seconds, give or take.
kjs
Quote: Leevil @ March 23, 2008, 4:04 PMHmmm... I don't drink so I can't really explain this? Lack of sleep, maybe?
Yes, this passes as a valid excuse... NEXT!
Leevil I thought she was saying 'darn tootin' cos she had farted and was damning her tooting. Maybe it would work if you made her fart afterwards.