Quote: sootyj @ February 21, 2008, 12:43 AMThat maybe funnier than anything the big haired, humour dodger ever wrote.
Humour dodger? Hm......I doubt it.
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I'm almost touched, you dug up a month old critique to disagree with it.
And i've only just read the following...
Quote: sootyj @ February 19, 2008, 1:42 PMNot bad but could she not blow herself up on a bendy bus, being driven by a drunk Ken Livingstone. Who then runs over David Cameron on his stupid bike, who crashes into a pot in which Boris Johnson is being boiled by Lee Jasper who is dressed as a Zulu warrior. At which point a cockney Osama Bin Laden, comes on dressed as a Pearly King, singing
"Maybe it's because I'm a Muslim that I am such a ****"
Before snogging the queen who is dressed in full on S&M gear, and is forcing a Corgi up Paul Burrell's fundament, whilst he eats Diana's corpse.
All this is being watched by Benazir Bhutto and JFK who are poking each other in their bullet holes, with Vera Drake's knitting needles.
Then the two girls from the 2 Girls 1 Cup video hand out chocolate cones, whilst Ronlad McDOnald sprinkles the tears of freshly slaughtered veal calves on them.
Whilst this goes on 2,000 Somali war orphans watch Dawn French eat the entire UN Food aid budget for Africa, for 10 years. Whilst the ghost of Jeremy Beadle gives them syphilis with his withered hand.
At the same the cast of Schindler's list dance to Aushswitz to the tune of, There no business like Shoah business.
Then somebody says "Maddy",
and that's going to far.
Then some one else says
"It's the Aristocrats"
and we realise it was a crappy film all along
... and nearly died laughing
Funnily enough reading that now, I feel strangely proud of it.
Quote: sootyj @ March 23, 2008, 9:34 AMFunnily enough reading that now, I feel strangely proud of it.
Then go film it and make us all happy.
I presume you mean, I'd make you happy, by getting shot by SO19 for attempting to involve the Queen.