Telling Michael that his post is on the wrong thread
Also setting fire to things
In the absence of having a shredder I made a little fire in the fire contraption to burn some old bills and bits of wood hanging around earlier today.
It was nice and warm and fire can be quite mesmerising, also I did one Marshmallow and lit a sparkler just to make it more fun
Fire can be fun but In a safe environment though kids!
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 26th April 2022, 10:29 PMTelling Michael that his post is on the wrong thread
Also, telling Michael that one of his jokes is funny.
All right, Eddie f**king Izzard.
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Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 26th April 2022, 10:29 PMAlso setting fire to things
In the absence of having a shredder I made a little fire in the fire contraption to burn some old Bill hanging around earlier today.
Poor Bill Will.
He just came back more powerful than before
Like a little Yoda
Summer, Buddy Holly, the working folly, Good Golly, Miss Molly and boats;
Hammersmith Palais, the Bolshoi Ballet, jump back in the alley and nanny goats;
Health service glasses, gigolos and brasses, round or skinny bottoms;
Take your mum to Paris, lighting up a chalice...
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Quote: Billy Bunter @ 27th April 2022, 8:47 PMSummer, Buddy Holly, the working folly, Good Golly, Miss Molly and boats;
Hammersmith Palais, the Bolshoi Ballet, jump back in the alley and nanny goats;Health service glasses, gigolos and brasses, round or skinny bottoms;
Take your mum to Paris, lighting up a chalice...
Who made you Judge and Dury
I like walking with my hands behind my back, it throws people.
Quote: Billy Bunter @ 27th April 2022, 8:47 PMSummer, Buddy Holly, the working folly, Good Golly, Miss Molly and boats;
Hammersmith Palais, the Bolshoi Ballet, jump back in the alley and nanny goats;Health service glasses, gigolos and brasses, round or skinny bottoms;
Take your mum to Paris, lighting up a chalice...
Wee Willie Harris?
Not having to watch MOTD from behind the couch.
Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 1st May 2022, 8:42 PMNot having to watch MOTD from behind the couch.
I'm quite pleased for you (and Lampard) actually.
Dan Walker this morning on BBC Breakfast, not engaging brain, with a classic foot in mouth.
They were discussing the naming of this pudding or tart, post competition, for the Queen's 70th Jubilee, and he says, getting his "or tart" in the wrong place............
"Yes, so the winner will be announced today and naming the pudding for the Queen or tart."
We did laugh, as did all and sundry in the studio.