Quote: Charley @ March 22, 2008, 10:23 PMI was hoping for a bit of cock. Sadly the hubby said "I would much rather you did not, but thanks anyway".
What have you eaten today? Page 9
Quote: roscoff @ March 22, 2008, 10:14 PMI have been playing at the EDF semi-finals today (that's rugby union Aaron).
I actually was going to ask.
Quote: Charley @ March 22, 2008, 10:23 PMI was hoping for a bit of cock. Sadly the hubby said "I would much rather you did not, but thanks anyway".
Quote: EllieJP @ March 22, 2008, 10:25 PMI am jealous - of the pizza!
Eat it, BITCH!
Yes. Not to Ellie, mind!
Breakfast: Banana
Lunch: Jagerschnitzel, potato salad, green beans and a beer as big as my head at a German place in Fredericksburg, Texas.
Currently simmering: A big pot of Cajun-style red beans and rice that will soon be washed down with copious amounts of Guinness.
I like that fact DaButt that your very first post was a menu on a comedy site. Now go post a joke on a foody site and I reckon that's the perfect posting day. 
Schnitzel= some kind of veal?
Quote: zooo @ March 23, 2008, 1:12 AMI'm sorry, what now?
It's "pork or veal cutlets" in a mushroom gravy, apparently. Sounds - and from Google Images, looks - utterly vile.
Yeh I've had it once ages ago. F**king awful but DaButt may have a secret recipe.
Well...
I like mushrooms...?
Quote: roscoff @ March 23, 2008, 1:46 AMYeh I've had it once ages ago. F**king awful but DaButt may have a secret recipe.
Quote: zooo @ March 23, 2008, 1:46 AMWell...
I like mushrooms...?
You can't eat things which just grow willy-nilly!
There's a lot of zooo-specific innuendo in there, but I'm far too tired to maximise its potential right now...
Quote: Aaron @ March 23, 2008, 1:47 AMbut I'm far too tired to maximise its potential right now...
Something your poor girlfriend hears every night.
When he's not shouting EAT IT BITCH at her.
Quote: Aaron @ March 23, 2008, 1:47 AM
You can't eat things which just grow willy-nilly!
but I'm far too tired to maximise its potential right now...
Some how these two lines are related but I can't work out how. Humph.
Quote: Leevil @ March 23, 2008, 1:50 AMSomething your poor girlfriend hears every night.
Alas not. Can't even afford to live together at the moment.
(P.S. Congratulations on post number 125,000.)
Quote: zooo @ March 23, 2008, 1:51 AMWhen he's not shouting EAT IT BITCH at her.
I am shocked and saddened that you think I would do such a thing!