Quote: Curt @ March 22, 2008, 8:53 PMget out. Before Sean knew it the guy was on top of him with his hands around his thought and he passed out
Was it a naughty thought?
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Quote: Curt @ March 22, 2008, 8:53 PMI thought it was a funny story, thought you might like it.
I just talked to my friend (Sean) working out in the tar sands of Alberta today. He getting ready to start up his excavator (big heavy machines with the shovels) and asked his oiler (the guy who makes sure the machine is ok) if his excavator was ready to go. The oiler who looked tired hung over waived his arm and mouthed "yea yea". So Sean started the machine and oil sprayed all over the guy (the guy had forgot to shut the oil cap). He flipped out and called my Sean many foul names, so my Sean retorted with some ever rudder jabs. The oiler jumped up on the machine and started climbing up, so Sean opened the door to get out. Before Sean knew it the guy was on top of him with his hands around his thought and he passed out (Sean is a skinny little guy, the oiler was over 6 feet and muscle bound).
Later the oiler apologiesed to Sean and they went their seperate ways.
When talking to his father about the situation (a veteran of machine operations for over 35 years) he told Sean "So you know what you did wrong eh?" and Sean replied "Yes I should be nicer to the laborers", Sean's father quickly retorted with a cigerette hanging from his mouth and in a very serious and annoyed voice "NO! You reach for the bat under your seat! Boy! Gah'damnit haven't I taught you anything?!"p.s. Sean was part of the house I had told you about earlier.
Curt, all I need is your stories 
Ever considered writing a book?
stories*
Life of the party as always Aaron.
ballamory*
I am very bored too. I am so bored I started washing my walls down! How sad am I?
Quote: Charley @ March 22, 2008, 10:13 PMI am very bored too. I am so bored I started washing my walls down! How sad am I?
OMG! Charley where the hell have you been! miseed you
Sorry Im quite drunk now I think.. am I?!
I have been a busy gal with my new job. I am a suity now. I have to behave. That means I store up all the crudity until my days off. Tomorrow I will be able to unleash myself on you all.
Fair play on being pissed. Me I am on grapefruit juice! 
ergh.... I command you to drink something tht will get you drunk... ish
Nothing in. My son has had the lot!
On a completely random note.. congrats on the 5000th post
Oooooh I never noticed. Fankoo. *Takes a bow*
Quote: Leevil @ March 22, 2008, 8:42 PMIt's Stephen Fry's blog, in audio. It's just Stephen Fry talking about stuff, it's great.
It's No.1 in the podcast Chart thing.
Oooh it's gooood!
I didn't think he could make me love him more, but he has.
Quote: zooo @ March 23, 2008, 1:26 AMOooh it's gooood!
I didn't think he could make me love him more, but he has.
I hate dancin' too. Well that's a lie but I can understand where he's coming from.
Quote: zooo @ March 23, 2008, 1:26 AMOooh it's gooood!
I didn't think he could make me love him more, but he has.
Look Zooo likes a gay person!