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Quote: Billy Bunter @ 13th April 2022, 8:54 AM

And the fact that Sunak didn't even have the political acumen to foresee the furore that he and his wife's financial and citizenship arrangements would have (and then demands an enquiry into how the press found out) shows that he shouldn't even be in politics, let alone in high office.

Hundred per cent right, acute naivete meets acute arrogance equals bye bye to being next PM. He'll just have to settle for untold riches instead of ultimate power and gravitas, poor man.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 12th April 2022, 3:05 PM

and is now the first ever PM to have broken the law while in office.

I don't know much about British politics, but I have enough knowledge of politicians, in general, to reliably assume that there's no way that he was the first PM to have broken the law while in office.

No PM has ever been in this situation that is a historical fact . Besides that's like telling the family of serial killers victim 'If it helps help's he's killed loads of people'.

Frances Urquhart broke the law multiple times.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 13th April 2022, 1:50 PM

Besides that's like telling the family of serial killers victim 'If it helps help's he's killed loads of people'.

It's nothing like that, actually.

I think it is, so we'll just have to disagree in a friendly manner.

Serial killer Vs statutory fine.
Cheese, cracker, movement.

'Whatabouterry'
The art of trying to defend the indefensible.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 13th April 2022, 2:36 PM

I think it is, so we'll just have to disagree in a friendly manner.

Absolutely. I wasn't even defending the guy, just trying to express disbelief that he was the first PM to break the law while in office. He may be the first person to be charged, but surely other PMs have broken the speed limit, jaywalked, or illegally parked their vehicle at one time or another.

It was a stupid law broken by a stupid, elite politician. The citizens of the UK deserve an apology for the heavy-handed lockdown measures that they suffered under for so long. Any similar charges filed against anyone should be dismissed - there are far more pressing issues at hand.

The thing is that this is only the first fine, he will get more. As it stands he ran a building that so far has seen 50 people cautioned by the police. Even Bugsy Segal never had that many hoods around to his place when he was operating out of the Waldorf Astoria.

Quote: DaButt @ 13th April 2022, 3:31 PM

just trying to express disbelief that he was the first PM to break the law while in office. He may be the first person to be charged, but surely other PMs have broken the speed limit, jaywalked, or illegally parked their vehicle at one time or another.

Of course they have but they're never charged. The baying public demanded that this time they were after

Quote: DaButt @ 13th April 2022, 3:31 PM

the heavy-handed lockdown measures that they suffered under for so long.

and were fined for themselves, as well as missing funerals and weddings and seeing relatives in hard times.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 13th April 2022, 2:48 PM

Serial killer Vs statutory fine.

Teddy may be arguing Johnson was culpable for Covid deaths, as some are suggesting he is. With such vivid use of hyperbole for what in recorded reality is a non criminal offence receiving a fixed penalty notice, I'm not sure there's any literary device or colourful use of language left that could do justice to PM Blair's illegal war on Iraq he got away with scot free.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 13th April 2022, 3:39 PM

and were fined for themselves, as well as missing funerals and weddings and seeing relatives in hard times.

As I said earlier:

Any similar charges filed against anyone should be dismissed - there are far more pressing issues at hand.

So now any people crossing the channel illegally will be put on planes to Rwanda. Headline wise its red meat to detract from the fact the PM is in trouble again. However if you read on which some people actually do.
All that's going to happen is that the males in the boat will be flown out and the women and children will be settled here and no doubt get solicitors to have their men released and returned to them. The whole plan will be funded by the tax payer , its estimated to cost billions and is expected to eventually be proved as illegal.
So that's billions spent to keep Bojo safe from the £50 fine I wonder what they will come up with when the other fines from all the other parties that he got nicked at?
Expect the headline 'People on benefits to be kept in camps on the Isle of Man' That will be until they work out that 40% of the people on benefits are actually in work . Then they will no doubt come up with a plan were these people can leave the camp to go to work then hand themselves back in once their shift is finished.
This is the worst government I have ever lived under and the weakest opposition to go with it making a perfect storm.

From what I've seen, there won't be many females and children re-housed then.
I notice you miss the £millions it costs daily to put them in hotels.

They are illegal immigrants, there's a process if you want to come to live in this country (as there is in every country)
You are so keen to talk about your 'tax dollars being spent wisely...

Rwanda. Beginning to see why Boris said "form a square around the prittster" he loves his scapegoats. Now Sunak has gone under the bus, there's no obvious pretender to the PM's crown. I wonder if Labour organised that one.

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