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BCG Fantasy Premier League 2021/22 Page 79

Quote: don rushmore @ 2nd April 2022, 1:37 PM

7 teams are playing twice in GW33.

And I will have 7 players not playing - what a coincidence!

Oh, that's cheered me up no end.

A few more points but not happy.

Basically this week is Bod with biological weapons and Chigley with chemical ones.

I'm pleased to announce the inaugural Clique MOTM award, which has gone to Fork&sheet⚡️Lightnin's manager Don Rushmore.

Don's had a good (some might say blessed) season and is currently leading the league by a comfortable margin. In March he played his second wild card and put a further 246 points on his total, despite stiff competition from resident nutter Horse Radish.

In an interview the 53 year old said success wouldn't change him, he'd still mostly be a c**t. Horse Radish, who finished 8 points behind Don said; "I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. I think about it every day. Spread my wings and fly away."

Don wins the coveted Clique MOTM trophy, a magnum of champagne and a night out with an attractive woman who's been paid to laugh at his jokes.

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Manager of the Month - March 2022: Don Rushmore

Great graphic Godot, and the 6 fingers.
Congrats to Don

Quote: ContainsNuts @ 1st April 2022, 4:01 PM

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 29th March 2022, 12:27 AM
Where does the name ContainsNuts come from out of interest?
Is it because this game is more a Marathon than a sprint?

It was actually after a sketch show I worked on. Don't worry, the sketches were funnier...

Yeah, it wasn't actually a question - it was the set up for a joke.

My question (which is a question), is why in God's f**k have you still got Bowen and f**king Antonio you bastard.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 3rd April 2022, 8:24 PM

I'm pleased to announce the inaugural Clique MOTM award, which has gone to Fork&sheet⚡️Lightnin's manager Don Rushmore.
Don wins the coveted Clique MOTM trophy, a magnum of champagne and a night out with an attractive woman who's been paid to laugh at his jokes.
Manager of the Month - March 2022: Don Rushmore

Loving the graphic ?

But is Don really that handsome?

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 3rd April 2022, 8:24 PM

I'm pleased to announce the inaugural Clique MOTM award, which has gone to Fork&sheet⚡️Lightnin's manager Don Rushmore

Cheers, Godot!

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 3rd April 2022, 8:24 PM

Don's had a good (some might say blessed) season and is currently leading the league by a comfortable margin.

It's been a pleasure educating you boys.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 3rd April 2022, 8:24 PM
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Manager of the Month - March 2022: Don Rushmore

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Had a long gander at this, and a giggle. Proper funny!

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 3rd April 2022, 8:28 PM

Congrats to Don

You're a good 'un, SG. Thank you.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 3rd April 2022, 8:24 PM

Don wins the coveted Clique MOTM trophy, a magnum of champagne and a night out with an attractive woman who's been paid to laugh at his jokes.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 3rd April 2022, 8:24 PM

In an interview the 53 year old said success wouldn't change him, he'd still mostly be a c**t.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 4th April 2022, 12:30 AM

But is Don really that handsome?

You toe rag, trying to spoil my big night.

Quote: don rushmore @ 4th April 2022, 3:46 AM

You toe rag, trying to spoil my big night.

I don't think you could've crawled any further up Godot's arse.

A lot hangs on the Arsenal game tonight. I see many have 3 players in it.
Salah let all his acolytes down big time.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 4th April 2022, 10:22 AM

A lot hangs on the Arsenal game tonight. I see many have 3 players in it.
Salah let all his acolytes down big time.

An Acolyte sounds like a something Sky Bet Would offer

I forgot there was a game left in this GW
and noticed just now that the teams around me have PIckford as their keeper
so quite relieved that Evertons defence are still shit

Frank Lampards is the most overrated wozzock in the country.

I can't stand him or his bloody uncle and feel that we should introduce a law to get them deported.

Well Lampards dad played in the first game I ever went to
My Dad took me to a second division match in 1980 West Ham Vs Swansea ( West Ham are now my local team although it used to be QPR or Fulham )
2 - 0 to the Hammers Phil Parkes in goal
And I was close enough to the pitch to be one of the people patting Trevor Brooking on the back as he came over to get the ball to take a corner ( met him later in a carpark in Romford so still consider him one of my close showbiz pals )

As the thread is dying one of it's usual deaths
does anyone else want to share the first football match they ever went to ?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 8th April 2022, 11:38 PM

As the thread is dying one of it's usual deaths
does anyone else want to share the first football match they ever went to ?

Tottenham 9 Nottingham Forest 2. 1962. Including a Jimmy Greaves foursome, the soon to be tragically killed by lightning John White and a Danny Blanchflower penalty.

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