I'm very bored, so entertain me you jesters of comedy! Entertain me!
I'm drinking beer which will no doubt impair my knowledge of what's funny so do your worst!
Very Bored Thread
Have a wank.
Paul's havin' a wank in a cupboard!
You're having a wank over the stationary?? That's gross!
I'm listening to Stephen Fry's Podgrams podcast thing.
Quote: Aaron @ March 22, 2008, 8:17 PMHave a wank.
Paul's havin' a wank in a cupboard!
Aaron shut up, it's putting me off.
Oh! I found my pink pen!
How about if I talk dirrrrty to you Paul?
I'm watching The Detectives. Woop woop!
That's no different to how you normally talk to me but sure go for it.
Quote: EllieJP @ March 22, 2008, 8:33 PMHow about if I talk dirrrrty to you Paul?
Careful, he might poke your eye out.
Quote: Paul W @ March 22, 2008, 8:36 PMThat's no different to how you normally talk to me but sure go for it.
Good point! 
Quote: Leevil @ March 22, 2008, 8:30 PMI'm listening to Stephen Fry's Podgrams podcast thing.
What's that please?
Quote: Aaron @ March 22, 2008, 8:36 PMCareful, he might poke your eye out.
With my pink pen?
Quote: zooo @ March 22, 2008, 8:39 PMWhat's that please?
It's Stephen Fry's blog, in audio. It's just Stephen Fry talking about stuff, it's great.
It's No.1 in the podcast Chart thing.
I thought it was a funny story, thought you might like it.
I just talked to my friend (Sean) working out in the tar sands of Alberta today. He getting ready to start up his excavator (big heavy machines with the shovels) and asked his oiler (the guy who makes sure the machine is ok) if his excavator was ready to go. The oiler who looked tired hung over waived his arm and mouthed "yea yea". So Sean started the machine and oil sprayed all over the guy (the guy had forgot to shut the oil cap). He flipped out and called my Sean many foul names, so my Sean retorted with some ever rudder jabs. The oiler jumped up on the machine and started climbing up, so Sean opened the door to get out. Before Sean knew it the guy was on top of him with his hands around his thought and he passed out (Sean is a skinny little guy, the oiler was over 6 feet and muscle bound).
Later the oiler apologiesed to Sean and they went their seperate ways.
When talking to his father about the situation (a veteran of machine operations for over 35 years) he told Sean "So you know what you did wrong eh?" and Sean replied "Yes I should be nicer to the laborers", Sean's father quickly retorted with a cigerette hanging from his mouth and in a very serious and annoyed voice "NO! You reach for the bat under your seat! Boy! Gah'damnit haven't I taught you anything?!"
p.s. Sean was part of the house I had told you about earlier.
If I didn't say it before, I certainly meant to. Your friends are nutjobs!