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Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 25th March 2022, 10:19 AM

I know you write scripts. I'm reading your oft used dog-eared one again.
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When the facts run out - resort to insults.
Pitiful.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 24th March 2022, 7:27 PM

The man is a billionaire he can hardly use one of his own cars.

Perhaps he's been chucked out the house and that is his car?
Things must be sticky at home, what with his Missus invested in a big company still happily operating in Putin's Russia.
Perhaps this'll be his next company car..?

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Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 25th March 2022, 10:19 AM

Oh it was car crash stuff. She mistook Sailsbury for Sainsbury's and said novochock was a nuclear weapon.

? Oh Jesus I think I've pissed meself. Please don't get rid of her, Starmer, she's priceless. Ha ha, f**k, where's me pills?

Insult??? LOl, it was a witty riposte sir. Being permanently insulted must be a heavy burden though.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 25th March 2022, 10:35 AM

witty

I'll be the judge of that.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 25th March 2022, 8:29 AM

Angel Radio is your friend. They don't do news.

https://www.angelradio.co.uk/internet

I will try it.

I am currently watching old TV programmes.

You are the sort of bloke who will get this.

Which one's theme tune went......

Dong, dong, dong, dong, dong
Dong,
Dong dong dong
Dong, dong, dong, dong, dong
Dong,
Dong dong dong
Dong, dong, dong, dong, dong
Dong,
Dong dong dong
Dong

Know it well..................

Big Ben and his Syncopated Bongers

I thought it was that advert for erectile disfunction.

Hahaha.

No.....it is Call My Bluffs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta57WBLEAe4

Nicholas Cage got kicked out of a party cos 'he doesn't know how to act'. Never worried anyone before.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 25th March 2022, 1:40 PM

I will try it.

I am currently watching old TV programmes.

You are the sort of bloke who will get this.

Which one's theme tune went......

Dong, dong, dong, dong, dong
Dong,
Dong dong dong
Dong, dong, dong, dong, dong
Dong,
Dong dong dong
Dong, dong, dong, dong, dong
Dong,
Dong dong dong
Dong

What's the name of that Beatles song that goes, Let it be, let it be, let it be, yeah let it be, let it be?

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 26th March 2022, 10:54 AM

What's the name of that Beatles song that goes, Let it be, let it be, let it be, yeah let it be, let it be?

There will be an answer.
Just might have to wait a bit.

I thought I could overcome my Beatles obsession. I should've known better.
What's the difference between Covid and Putin? Covid might go away.

I like that Putin was sounding like a BCG forum member the other day and droning on about the evils of cancel culture. Hopefully in his next speech he can lament on the loss of the traditional sitcom.

He is ordering one as we speak to get back to good old racism and the right wing shit some lap up. Its called 'Blitz Thy Neighbour'

When I was at Cambridge, they had Nazi rallies. They were called wine tasting evenings.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 25th March 2022, 3:02 PM

I thought it was that advert for erectile disfunction.

I can't understand why they advertise dick extensions on porn sites. Isn't it the one time your knob DOESN'T need help?

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 26th March 2022, 12:50 PM

He is ordering one as we speak to get back to good old racism and the right wing shit some lap up. Its called 'Blitz Thy Neighbour'

Very good, although that does sound slightly less harrowing than the original Love Thy Neighbour.

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