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Did you expect anything less? The man is a billionaire he can hardly use one of his own cars. So Johnson is sat at home with some of his kids during a major meeting of the EU & US, while his chancellor is pulling publicity stunts with a ten second shelf life?,How these dickheads are at the helm is beyond me it really is .

Quote: lofthouse @ 24th March 2022, 6:24 PM

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Holy crap

That's obviously taken from a video game.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 24th March 2022, 7:27 PM

Did you expect anything less? The man is a billionaire he can hardly use one of his own cars. So Johnson is sat at home with some of his kids during a major meeting of the EU & US, while his chancellor is pulling publicity stunts with a ten second shelf life?,How these dickheads are at the helm is beyond me it really is .

Mainly because they were voted into power by a majority of sensible people. You would do better pointing your disgust at the party you support and understanding why they cant even get close to governing. Any Tory will tell you the answer.

Stephen you're kidding no one with this one mate. They are a laughing stock on the world stage and that really is a billionaire in a petrol station using a low paid workers car as a prop. He didn't even know how to swipe his card as he no doubt has ever made a purchase under £45.
Its all there in black and white they have done their voters like kippers. The Tories are taking the piss out of all of us and its so blatant anyone defending them looks insane, so the only other route left open is to deflect.
I've seen my arse loads of times and had to admit that I got done like a kipper so I'm not gloating. But you have to hold your hands up and say that these people have let you and millions like you down. because they have.
And that saved me from having to go down the whole proportional representation road.

The reason is though because there's no viable alternative.

It must be very comforting to those who can barely afford to heat their houses anymore that the cost of living crisis is being tackled by a chancellor whose wife is richer than the queen of England

Usual argument then, you have all been fooled except us.
It's insulting and wrong.

The radio is now bloody useless as a bed partner for single people.

It's like having a witch next to you - one who keeps saying you are going to die of Covid or in a nuclear armageddon.

I do try to imagine my poor head resting delicately on some or other muff.

But this doesn't very sadly reassure me any more that I am truly immortal.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 25th March 2022, 12:48 AM

The radio is now bloody useless as a bed partner for single people.

It's like having a witch next to you - one who keeps saying you are going to die of Covid or in a nuclear armageddon.

I do try to imagine my poor head resting delicately on some or other muff.

But this doesn't very sadly reassure me any more that I am truly immortal.

Angel Radio is your friend. They don't do news.

https://www.angelradio.co.uk/internet

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 24th March 2022, 8:55 PM

Mainly because they were voted into power by a majority of sensible people.

Well, the majority voted against them, actually (and I'm not even counting the jocks, the Greens and Independents) - and that's with the two main opposition parties led by a befuddled Marxist and a deranged woman, respectively. Plus all those Red Wall seats voting to get their country back (or something).
Boris is a lucky man.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 24th March 2022, 8:55 PM

Mainly because they were voted into power by a majority of sensible people. You would do better pointing your disgust at the party you support and understanding why they cant even get close to governing. Any Tory will tell you the answer.

Go get 'im Floyd ?

Ahh, the other chestnut - we actually won, it's the system that is wrong. Wrong after the result though...

We're all lucky, not just Boris. Imagine a deputy prime minister that thinks the Russians used nuclear weapons in Sainsbury's

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 25th March 2022, 9:32 AM

Ahh, the other chestnut - we actually won, it's the system that is wrong. Wrong after the result though...

We're all lucky, not just Boris. Imagine a deputy prime minister that thinks the Russians used nuclear weapons in Sainsbury's

Didn't say 'we' won - words in other peoples mouths, as per usual.
Just saying most people didn't want him - fact - yet there he is.
Not sure everyone feels as lucky as you, though.
You might want to ask people queuing up at food banks how 'lucky' they feel.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 25th March 2022, 9:32 AM

We're all lucky, not just Boris. Imagine a deputy prime minister that thinks the Russians used nuclear weapons in Sainsbury's

Eh? ? I missed that one, has Angie Rayner lost another shoe in her big gob again?

I know you write scripts. I'm reading your oft used dog-eared one again.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 25th March 2022, 10:18 AM

Eh? ? I missed that one, has Angie Rayner lost another shoe in her big gob again?

Oh it was car crash stuff. She mistook Sailsbury for Sainsbury's and said novochock was a nuclear weapon.

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