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Quote: Chappers @ 4th March 2022, 7:22 PM

That's not how you spell Heroin.

Too late again Chappers ? And mine went down like a lead balloon too

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 4th March 2022, 12:01 PM

Wouldn't fancy injecting that

My pet pony Sidney has just sneezed.

Do you think it might be just because he is worried about Ukraine or could he have what we used to know as coronavirus although it disappeared overnight?

Also, does anyone know how he can use a handkerchief?

That is, as coughs and sneezes spread diseases and there is always an enemy at the door?

Update - it's ok now.

Turned out to be an allergy from something that got stuck in his flippers.

Your "pony".Does it eat fish?

No.

Sidney is all pony.

He's very well now thank you very much.

Because he's on Piriton.

I was just wondering if anyone would like to sponsor Sidney. He does huge amounts for charity and while I try to keep him adequately fed and well kept in his tank, I am only on a very small early pension. And I wouldn't even get that if it wasn't for my mental health assessment.

Also, on another subject, I have a friend. Her name is Melanie Pears. She's aged 23. She's also 36-24-36. A part time model. She was born in Sweden so Melanie Pears is just the name she uses for her modelling work. Anyhow, she is a lifelong Dominican nun and a virgin which she also hopes to be throughout her life. Recently she was asked in the census to state her sexual orientation and she couldn't do it as her only relationship is with God. Some clerk in the census office said "you have got to be something, I shall put you down as non-binary". But she isn't really, is she, so is this right?

I've been brewing in my garage since 5:30 AM (3.5 hours) and it's almost ready to cool and transfer to the fermenter.

10 gallons of dark mild from a recipe provided by one of my favorite breweries: https://www.machinehousebrewery.com/about/

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Their website makes me thirsty.

Funny that, I've just ordered a 5l keg from theakstons brewery. Lovely tasting beer.

Our local brewery.
You can have a beer while you're waiting for your beer.

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Quote: A Horseradish @ 8th March 2022, 10:37 AM

Also, on another subject, I have a friend. Her name is Melanie Pears. She's aged 23. She's also 36-24-36. A part time model. She was born in Sweden so Melanie Pears is just the name she uses for her modelling work. Anyhow, she is a lifelong Dominican nun and a virgin which she also hopes to be throughout her life. Recently she was asked in the census to state her sexual orientation and she couldn't do it as her only relationship is with God. Some clerk in the census office said "you have got to be something, I shall put you down as non-binary". But she isn't really, is she, so is this right?

nun-binary

Brilliant.

Big tick.

I'm going for that one - and I will tell her.

Not sure when actually - she's doing vespers and a page 3 shoot tomorrow but possibly Sunday as she's coming round to see Sidney.

And to have a cheese and pickle sandwich dinner.

Rates going up by around £90 pa, but that nice Mr Johnson is going to give me a £150 rebate in April. ?

That looks like a nice place to enjoy a few beers, Lazzard. Reminds me of many of the American craft breweries that I've visited.

(Can't seem to quote posts today. Must be something glitchy on the forums today, earlier I couldn't get anything to display.)

Quote: DaButt @ 11th March 2022, 5:41 PM

(Can't seem to quote posts today. Must be something glitchy on the forums today, earlier I couldn't get anything to display.)

Oops.

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