And yes I do have friends in the Kremlin actually.
That is how I know that the Russians have been producing clones of Vladimir Putin daily since February 2015.
Most of them are still in their laboratories but 52,305 have already been released and they are living in different places all round the globe.
The places in the UK with the highest numbers of Putin clones are Chipping Ongar (35), Stockport (17) and Ebbw Vale (9).
This is the plain fact of the matter.
Everyone else is living in cloud cuckoo land.