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And yes I do have friends in the Kremlin actually.

That is how I know that the Russians have been producing clones of Vladimir Putin daily since February 2015.

Most of them are still in their laboratories but 52,305 have already been released and they are living in different places all round the globe.

The places in the UK with the highest numbers of Putin clones are Chipping Ongar (35), Stockport (17) and Ebbw Vale (9).

This is the plain fact of the matter.

Everyone else is living in cloud cuckoo land.

Why are you holding conversations with yourself? Conversations that few of us understand what you are on abart? ?

Here's the news on BBC, ITV and SKY.
Boris is to blame for everything.

You should read The Guardian - they seem to be putting the blame fairly and squarely on Putin.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 9th March 2022, 3:02 PM

Why are you holding conversations with yourself? Conversations that few of us understand what you are on abart? ?

It's just that you don't understand teenagers like me.

A kind bit of advice.

Why don't you go off and read a biography of Stafford Crippen or something?

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 10th March 2022, 7:34 AM

Here's the news on BBC, ITV and SKY.
Boris is to blame for everything.

Or Brexit.

Quote: Chappers @ 10th March 2022, 5:04 PM

Or Brexit.

No, it's definitely Putin.

How charitable of the gov. to appeal to us to put up refugees in our spare rooms - how many effin' wasters in the H of C will be doing the same with their spare houses. F**k all, I expect, as usual - along with those two-faced c**ts in the H of L "Let me holiday home out to Johnny Foreigner!?!? I think not! Let the bloody plebs put them up in their back-bedrooms"

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 11th March 2022, 9:27 AM

How charitable of the gov. to appeal to us to put up refugees in our spare rooms - how many effin' wasters in the H of C will be doing the same with their spare houses. F**k all, I expect, as usual - along with those two-faced c**ts in the H of L "Let me holiday home out to Johnny Foreigner!?!? I think not! Let the bloody plebs put them up in their back-bedrooms"

Another solution would be to open up all those unoccupied mansions in London.
When asked why we didn't ask the owners, we could always say we couldn't, because those owners have done everything in their power to make sure we can't find out who they are.

The old adage of 'don't corner a rat or it will go for your throat' might be the case with Putin.
He's heading for the corner now with all the sanctions being put on Russia daily.

I'm not a pessimist but what happens when ordinary Russians are starving and have no quality of life?
What happens when thousands of Russian soldiers are going home in body bags.

Two scenarios I see. 1, he's assassinated by his own men
or 2, he starts throwing big bombs.

He's never going to lose face and withdraw. he doesn't listen to reason and believes he's a great leader.
Sooner or later, if option one doesn't happen, option two will.

Then NATO, Europe and the US etc. can blast the c**t and the Kremlin to pieces before he causes too much damage.

I expect their missiles are all pointing in that direction as we speak, and he knows it - he can't be that stupid or arrogant can he?

" Another solution would be to open up all those unoccupied mansions in London."

Like Buck house?

Over 700 rooms empty

Queen doesn't even live there anymore

Sounds like Russia might be trying to drag Belarus (even further) into the war in Ukraine by bombing Belarus from Ukrainian airspace with Russian aircraft. Anyone who thinks he's not the kind of person who would bomb his own allies (or citizens) should read up on how he came into power in the first place.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_apartment_bombings

Worked for Hitler.

They just had a stamp design completion in Ukraine.
This is what won.
Goes into production in a day tor two.

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Quote: Lazzard @ 12th March 2022, 10:01 AM

Worked for Hitler.

Not in the long run. Putin's being protected by the fact they're not in a world war so can effectively do what he likes.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 11th March 2022, 10:30 AM

Two scenarios I see. 1, he's assassinated by his own men

Can't see it being allowed to happen though, his loyal bodyguards will liquidate anyone who gets near him.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 11th March 2022, 10:30 AM

or 2, he starts throwing big bombs.

If you mean nuclear bombs, I don't see this either. They exist as a warning to the west not to get involved and that's it, imo. He's not the nutter Hitler was, he doesn't want to see his beloved Red Square burnt to a crisp. Chemical weapons maybe.

Quote: Lazzard @ 12th March 2022, 10:01 AM

They just had a stamp design completion in Ukraine.
This is what won.
Goes into production in a day tor two.

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Clever design.

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