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Having to sign in - YET AGAIN!

Hundreds and thousands are called sprinkles now.
I can't do that Tommy Cooper joke anywhere.No one thought it funny except me which made it even funnier.
"............Hundreds and thousands ?"
"No,thank you,just the one."

Websites that trap you in.
A bit like Hotel California - you can never leave.

No matter how many times you click the "back button it ignores it.
You are never going to buy from them if they use this trick.

Websites that have email addresses for enquiries but never reply to them - just what is the f**king point, as it just pisses you off and you'd never deal with them after that.

Quote: psmith @ 20th February 2022, 10:44 PM

Hundreds and thousands are called sprinkles now.
I can't do that Tommy Cooper joke anywhere.No one thought it funny except me which made it even funnier.
"............Hundreds and thousands ?"
"No,thank you,just the one."

My mother's birthday cake was highly appropriate. It had hundreds and thousands on top too.

Those bloody Nationwide adverts.

Pompous and pretentious. F**king bollox.

ABC news last night.28minutes of Shane Warne and 2minutes of Ukraine.
I'd expect it of one of the commercial stations but not them.

Quote: Chappers @ 4th March 2022, 11:25 PM

Those bloody Nationwide adverts.

Pompous and pretentious. F**king bollox.

Yep

Vomit inducing syrupy bullshit

I always mute those f**kers

Quote: Chappers @ 17th February 2022, 8:45 PM

Having to sign in - YET AGAIN!

Yeah, I just started a new thread and it logged me out when I pressed post, after I'd spent ages (well, a few minutes) typing it all out. Luckily I often 'select and copy' what I'm typing so in such a situation I can just click paste and avoid losing stuff. So I wasn't furious or anything, I just sighed slightly.

Organisations that insist on asking me if I'd rather not receive their e-mails about Mother's Day - by sending an e-mail about Mother's Day.

Me, ignorant? Don't know the meaning of the word.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 8th March 2022, 5:22 PM

Organisations that insist on asking me if I'd rather not receive their e-mails about Mother's Day - by sending an e-mail about Mother's Day.

It's a bit cold referring to your mother as an "organisation"

?

I don't wanna celebrate the fact that she's my mother.

The blatant profiteering at the petrol pumps lately.
A liter of petrol or diesel goes up every day by 5p or more to new record prices.
Surely they don't get new delivery's each morning.
So the fuel in the garage tanks were bought at a much cheaper price but they still put it up.

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