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Quote: Chappers @ 27th February 2022, 8:20 PM

You spelt his name wrong.

Lol

Seriously though what a good tense game it was, two teams at the top of their game with a Rizla paper between them
a very high scoring nil nil

What a Penalty shoot out, wow

Quote: Chappers @ 27th February 2022, 8:28 PM

What lily-livered rubbish from UEFA.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/60548685

They've also been thrown out of Eurovision to be fair.

It's not all bad news
I've just heard that Kepa's penalty knocked out one of Russia's spy satellites

I think the Kepa sub will go down as one of the poorest calls of all time.
Mende a) might have saved a couple of those & b) would have at least got within a mile of the goal from the spot.
Shame - but, as you say, a popular win.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 27th February 2022, 10:02 PM

They've also been thrown out of Eurovision to be fair.

Good. That gives the UK a slightly better chance of winning with one less in the competition.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 27th February 2022, 11:04 PM

Good. That gives the UK a slightly better chance of winning with one less in the competition.

Bottom is bottom no matter how many take part.

What are FIFA playing at?
One can only presume the corruption includes Russian money.
Spineless as ever.

After Septic Bladder, and now this, it's time for the world to tell FIFA to go and FT (F**k themselves)

Useless load of freeloading toe-rags (I'm trying to cut down on Fs and Cs.) ?

Meanwhile, my little team are still progressing up the Championship table with 17 without loss in to 3rd place.
We are on the ITV1 channel next Monday in the FA cup against Notts Forrest. (corrie fans will be aghast)

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 28th February 2022, 10:57 AM

...against Notts Forrest. (corrie fans will be aghast)

So will Nottingham Forest fans ? (Emoji courtesy of windows key + full stop - thanks to Aaron! Who knew?)

Quote: Lazzard @ 28th February 2022, 9:43 AM

What are FIFA playing at?
One can only presume the corruption includes Russian money.
Spineless as ever.

I think they've made a U turn at last.

The Metro reports that John Toshack is on a ventilator in intensive care in hospital in Spain after being admitted a week ago with severe pneumonia after contracting coronavirus. He is 72.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 28th February 2022, 11:36 PM

The Metro reports that John Toshack is on a ventilator in intensive care in hospital in Spain after being admitted a week ago with severe pneumonia after contracting coronavirus. He is 72.

And with me having COPD, that's why I'm still wearing a mask in shops - I simply can't risk it.

Quote: Chappers @ 28th February 2022, 9:15 PM

I think they've made a U turn at last.

I think they'd worked out that, with all other teams refusing to play them, they'd have to give Russia a by to the final!
Why do they always have to be strong-armed into doing the right thing?

Quote: Lazzard @ 1st March 2022, 8:58 AM

I think they'd worked out that, with all other teams refusing to play them, they'd have to give Russia a by to the final!
Why do they always have to be strong-armed into doing the right thing?

As usual no doubt, money and corruption.
Look at where the World cup is being played - a desert. And the hosts automatically get a place.
No Arab nation has ever qualified for the world cup but if you host it, you're in.

Every nation see's it stinks but not a word.

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