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BCG Fantasy Premier League 2021/22 Page 66

Great news.

Roman Bonetti has an Israeli British passport.

So Chelsea are safe.

Protect and Survive:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yrv505R-0U

Quote: don rushmore @ 24th February 2022, 4:38 AM

Your learned friend disappeared himself for six months in 17/18.

Case dismissed

Really Don, this again?

Seems you have the memory of a fruitfly. Or are you just doing it for badness? Wouldn't surprise me since you appear to have three or four rounds of Nirvana to go before you're reborn as even a c**t.

My life fell apart in the period from 2016-18 and I'm still recovering from it. I went from picking my players in the intensive care unit to giving up much of what I used to do in 2018 including FPL, which I didn't take up again until 2020, inspired by the affection of people on here. Nevertheless I still posted 28 times in the 17/18 thread which was more than anyone else except Herc. You posted FIVE times, and four of those were in the week after the season ended.

The following year you came first and made a total of FOUR posts across the whole season. In the 14/15 season you you led the league for six entire months and didn't post once. Then you breezed in at the end and ludicrously said stuff like 'Glad you enjoyed the show' while damp rags like Anton, Gerry and Steve congratulated you after I said you should be disqualified. None of this would matter if you hadn't been the most vociferous critic of not posting throughout all these years. This season you have been at it again, questioning me over and over why certain posters haven't been booted. If your hypocrisy was an energy source it would be enough to turn a collapsed soviet state into a G8 economy.

You mustn't hold back Godot, the restrained stress will do you no good. ?

I've responded to all that before, Godot, multiple times. I'm not wasting any more time on it, and neither should you.

Hope your health improves.

Well that's more like it. I was getting worried we'd go a whole season without a major squabble. Crisis averted. ?

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 24th February 2022, 6:14 PM

Wouldn't surprise me since you appear to have three or four rounds of Nirvana to go before you're reborn as even a c**t.

A direct quote from the most venerable buddha Gutauma I believe, circa 600bc. Godot's well read if nothing else.

(BTW I don't think Don is the Bogey Man he sometimes makes out to be. Persona and all that.) And his terse use of language is a wonder to behold at times. It's all entertainment, as the song goes.

I don't know Don or who he is, he gives nothing away.
But I would have a few lager and limes in't tap room with him. (and that's my highest accolade)

He's just a pussy cat, really. Oh my Gawd, all this manly love is giving me a tear in my eye.

As I lay here in the gutter, looking up at the stars, I ponder as to where the f**k it all went wrong.................

Then I remember, I dropped Salah when he went into the Africa Cup, and never got him back, thinking poor lamb, he'll be exhausted after all that playing and getting depressed, he came away with basically nowt.

Now, he's got his revenge, and come back to haunt me.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 25th February 2022, 10:12 AM

I dropped Salah when he went into the Africa Cup, and never got him back, thinking poor lamb, he'll be exhausted after all that playing and getting depressed, he came away with basically nowt.

Now, he's got his revenge, and come back to haunt me.

But you'll have the laugh on the rest of us this week.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 25th February 2022, 10:23 AM

But you'll have the laugh on the rest of us this week.

Maybe, but you have more faith in me than I do. ? Lady Luck gave me the big E some time ago.

Anyway..............CONGRATULATIONS!! To Godot on his mega score, and breaking his previous best, and some!

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Salah's, been the bane of my season. Had him in a for a couple of spells. Injuries and the like didn't help in regard to tam management in the weeks leading up to that double gameweek.

Still got my triple captain like, but fear I've missed the boat.

Yes it was definitely a week to go with the crowd as regards Triple captain, especially with the luck of Liverpool getting a couple of Penalties
I didn't do too badly considering I only had him as normal captain, but not having him in the team at all is not very wise with the way he's scoring points this season

We need to agree a rule now on who wins in the event of nuclear armageddon. My personal view is if the 38 weeks have not been completed, this rule should say everyone is an equal winner.

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