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Feels weird that there is no stand-out high-priced striker this season that is doing well. But there I am lumping on them all the same. Seems to be the season for signing bargains and defenders.

33-28 down to Alf in the H2H this week but 9 points to come off the bench (to Alf's 1) and potentially four players still to play (and none for Alf). So, barring a disaster involving lots of red cards, own goals and missed penalties in Tuesday's game, I hope finally to get back on the winning trail.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 14th February 2022, 10:55 AM

33-28 down to Alf in the H2H this week ............

I'm conceding to Don now, as I've run out of puff and he has loads left in his tank. Ain't that generous of me. ?

At least you haven't buggered off when the going got tough...

Full of grit, me

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 13th February 2022, 12:34 AM

You're doing it again! This is the BCG FPL thread

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/14088/731/

I completely refute that allegation. Both posts were directly related to an incident at West Ham which if I am not mistaken is in the Premier League. Furthermore I have considerable knowledge of it. I used to go to Upton Park with a tattooed overweight messenger in my work. Other people avoided him but he was a big laugh. He always had a rattle which he exhibited vibrantly in quiet pubs in Central London before matches while chatting up girls with big breasts, all of whom sadly responded to him like he was some sort of animal.

I would not have gone further except that I was invited by him to meet the only girlfriend he had ever had who had let him cum on her face. That was so long as I went with him to Plaistow. She never turned up but her old father was lovely - very old school and salt of the earth - so yes. I did get to know the place very well. If you are prejudiced against West Ham for being proper London I can't help you but to pretend it isn't in the Premier League is like the burning of books and it's not fair. He and I also went to Madonna at Wembley.

I give up - you post what you like

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 14th February 2022, 4:35 PM

I give up - you post what you like

Don't be so defeatist - I adore you but just as a word from a friend try to refine your skills so as to identify truly irrelevant posts - which won't be mine.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 14th February 2022, 11:00 AM

I'm conceding to Don now, as I've run out of puff and he has loads left in his tank. Ain't that generous of me. ?

Dawson's goal was blatant handball so I should be on 46 pts really, not 53.

91st minute as well, to add insult to injury (time).

Quote: don rushmore @ 15th February 2022, 2:08 PM

Dawson's goal was blatant handball so I should be on 46 pts really, not 53.

Well, that makes me feel a lot better. ?

Quote: don rushmore @ 15th February 2022, 2:08 PM

Dawson's goal was blatant handball so I should be on 46 pts really, not 53.

91st minute as well, to add insult to injury (time).

Speaking as someone who bought Dawson's goal minutes @ 4 for £1 on a spread bet, I was mightily relieved (and pleasantly surprised) that the goal was allowed to stand.

F**k it, F**k it, F**k it!!!! Had me team all sorted and now see Jota is 50% chance of playing.

F**k it - I'm going to leave as is, but it does f**k you off when all was OK at team picking time. GRRRR!!!

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 18th February 2022, 9:50 AM

F**k it, F**k it, F**k it!!!! Had me team all sorted and now see Jota is 50% chance of playing.

F**k it - I'm going to leave as is, but it does f**k you off when all was OK at team picking time. GRRRR!!!

He was substituted with a swollen ankle in Wednesday night's game v Inter.

Thank you mutter mutter, but still think I'll leave it.

You see, I'm such a good egg, I also thought it would give you a chance to overtake me............................now, if you can reciprocate by not entering your predictions in the Super 6, all will be even stevens and tickety boo. ?

Oh yes, the Super6. I'd forgotten all about that with all this weather going on. Thanks for reminding me :)

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