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Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 13th February 2022, 4:37 PM

I wore a mask throughout but now no one but you superior people are.
Carry on.... and the jury is out on which side are the tossers

Not really . A recent poll states around 75% support mask wearing. Here's a recent survey showing around 80% wear masks. You could argue the Brexit vote was close, but not this.

https://yougov.co.uk/topics/health/articles-reports/2021/11/09/people-support-masks-so-why-arent-they-wearing-the

They didn't ask me. Or any poll that's ever been done.
Did they ask you....Or anyone here.

How do you know without doing a poll ? I bet 100% would say they've been polled.

I can't remember which comedian said, Poll to ask if you are in favour of homosexuality. 40 per cent said yes, 30 per cent said no, and 30 per cent were not sure. Of those asked, 40 per cent were male, 40 per cent were female, and 20 per cent were not sure.

Was the comedian you by any chance?

Anyone else getting slightly antsy about this whole Ukraine thing?

It's a bit like on here. Nobody can agree on owt.
It's been going for a while now with each side moving the marker up a bit.

Quote: Lazzard @ 14th February 2022, 10:26 AM

Anyone else getting slightly antsy about this whole Ukraine thing?

I don't know what that means.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 14th February 2022, 10:47 AM

I don't know what that means.

Ansty in your pantsy

Yes - uneasy, worried, anxious, unsettled.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 14th February 2022, 10:50 AM

Ansty in your pantsy

Quote: Lazzard @ 14th February 2022, 10:52 AM

Yes - uneasy, worried, anxious, unsettled.

I see. Thank you.

Are you ansty because you think it might spread to here (if it kicks off fully) or just for your fellow human beings?
If it's peace and love man, then there are few other wars going on at the moment.
Algeria, Burkina Faso, Cameroon, Chad, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Iraq, Libya, Mozambique, Niger, Nigeria, Tanzania, and Tunisia. Colombia, Myanmar, and Syria.
Or are they not likely to throw a bomb your way.

No, its not peace and love - though any more deaths than is absolutely necessary is to be avoided.
And I don't think it'll spread here, but it could ripple out economically.
And we've taken couple of fairly major finiancial hits recently and we could do with bit of breathing space before the next one.

You are ansty (lol) because it might cost you. Worry about the gas and electric bill first.
Iv'e already started chumping (I don't know if that Yorkshire word has reached any farther than Barnsley)

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 14th February 2022, 12:17 PM

You are ansty (lol) because it might cost you. Worry about the gas and electric bill first.
Iv'e already started chumping (I don't know if that Yorkshire word has reached any father than Barnsley)

Not cost me - the country really, and those who are already on their uppers.
And your right, the energy bill is terrifying.

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