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Democracy is all well and good in theory but the trouble is it's given to the common man.

If you thought your PM was embarrassing ?

He believes in the liberal impacts of coronavirus and supports Liz Truss on the war in Ukraine, right?

I don't know what he really believes,it won't be what he says that's for sure.Foreign policy comes directly from the White House.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 11th February 2022, 6:25 PM

Maybe a benevolent dictator? As long as his/her views coincide exactly with mine. In fact I'm willing to give it a go myself.

Might be fun.

Paris plod are gassing anti mask protestors like badgers. And in a slight touch of irony the protestors are making masks out of their clothing. Back to the studio...

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 12th February 2022, 6:54 PM

Paris plod are gassing anti mask protestors like badgers. And in a slight touch of irony the protestors are making masks out of their clothing. Back to the studio...

Ha!

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 12th February 2022, 6:54 PM

Paris plod are gassing anti mask protestors like badgers. And in a slight touch of irony the protestors are making masks out of their clothing. Back to the studio...

Very good. I'll use that at work on Monday and pretend it's mine.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 12th February 2022, 6:54 PM

Paris plod are gassing anti mask protestors like badgers. And in a slight touch of irony the protestors are making masks out of their clothing. Back to the studio...

Decades ago they used lemons instead

Anti-maskers lol. Another term the morally superior get off on.

Today's woman (Not all women, of course. I just mean some.)
May 'Men are c**ts.'
June 'Men are still c**ts.'
July 'I think men are c**ts.'
August 'Never trust a man. Men are all c**ts.'
September 'Take it from me, you're better off without a man. C**ts.'
October 'Gonna rip the shit out of all men on FB. And if any man criticises any woman, you know what he is? That's right.'
November 'Men are inferior, useless and c**ts.'
December 'Stay away from men. All c**ts.'
January 'Men? Oh, those c**ts?'
February 'I'm depressed.' - Why? - 'Valentine's Day and I'm all alone, sob.'

Both my wife and I have been saved by doctors in the past and we trust them implicitly. So we follow their advice because they are experts in their field. That's not being morally superior that's just nailed on common sense.
You're a trained electrician Stephen, so what would you say to someone who was telling people that its ok to rewire a house without turning the power off first and they had 500 people agreeing with them?

The point was, if you want to wear a mask, knock yourself out. If that is what it takes to make you feel safe it's ok with me.
I wore one through the peak of the pandemic and while it was law and if I was asked.
But now, the morally superior are using the mask as a 'I care for my fellow human beings and you don't.

If your mask protects you, why worry if I don't wear one - you have the protective mask to save you from my ignorance.

Stephen like most my arse went when the pandemic started, and for me this thing didn't end with a bang or a Damascene conversion. I still wear masks in shops etc so I don't get it , I'm scared of it, not just for me, but what if I gave it to my wife or kids?

In my life I've lost more fights than I've won but I have never been scared to fight or to answer back or stand up for myself. But I am scared of this virus and its taking me ages to get my head round it. So its not superiority my arse is gone and I'm scared of it honestly.

As for the joke I am a tad surprised that you have so much concern for the French , you didn't strike me as they type. If anything I suspect that if you were born back in the day you would have been the first to put your name down for Nelsons navy. That's why I don't mind what you say in a way as I know you'd say it to someones face
Sadly a few of your side kicks on here would need 'Press Ganging' as they are all mouth and no bell bottoms and one of them couldn't even muster enough gumption to replace the ships cat. So stay safe, stay doubting just don't get pushed to the front by the shithouses when it comes to rolling on the cobbles,

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 13th February 2022, 8:38 AM

Anti-maskers lol. Another term the morally superior get off on.

Similar to the way you lot get off on using dismissive terms like lefties, social justice warriors, woke, msm, snowflakes,, PC brigade etc etc. And I'm pretty sure you use those terms to feel morally superior to the people you dislike. Pot kettle and all that.

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