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Who else here thinks that James Bond is shit? Page 6

though that might be helped by the fact that I was told I looked like the girl in Living Daylights

*chaos reigns on BSG as PM system breaks down due to sudden overload*

Brosnan was a great Bond in lousy films.

Sean Been was ace as a 00 he should have got the gig.

How about David Tenant?

I'm so sorry I'm going to have to kill you.

Ooh an atomic bomb, I love an atomic bomb dontcha (gurns)

Quote: Griff @ October 2 2008, 5:38 PM BST

*chaos reigns on BSG as PM system breaks down due to sudden overload*

Ah, but it was the scary Russian woman who looked like Nora Batty on steroids.

Phwwoor have you got a pic?

I also fancy Sara Palin.

I should be on a register of some description.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 2 2008, 5:36 PM BST

I think Daniel Craig is doing a great job - always thought he was a top actor but wasn't sure he was right for Bond - but was proved wrong.

I thought he was totally wrong too but was very pleased to be proved wrong in this case!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 2 2008, 5:44 PM BST

Ah, but it was the scary Russian woman who looked like Nora Batty on steroids.

Laughing out loud

you mean

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Julie T Wallace?

My innocence ended the day she humped Tom Baker in Lives and Loves of a Shedevil.

I was so exited, it was his first show after Dr Who.

And there was his bare arse bouncing up and down on this zaftig chick.

I was thinking of Rosa Klebb(?)...

Rosa Klebb's out of From Russia With Love. She's even worse. I don't fancy you at ALL now.

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Quote: Griff @ October 2 2008, 6:09 PM BST

Rosa Klebb's out of From Russia With Love. She's even worse. I don't fancy you at ALL now.

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Yeah, that's me.

I'm quite looking forward to the new one, even if it is about seven hours long. I've been re-watching Craig's Bonds recently, and even though he looks like a blond gorilla, they are very watchable. Even the rubbish Quantum of Solace has its moments.

I think we only make a fuss about them because we've convinced ourselves they're British.
It's an action movie - that's all.
Perfectly enjoyable - but no more than any other IMHO.

Yes but I think everything is total and utter f**king shit except Sylvia Plath, Ingmar Bergman and Sporty Spice.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 27th September 2021, 3:32 PM

Yes but I think everything is total and utter f**king shit except Sylvia Plath, Ingmar Bergman and Sporty Spice.

Three of them now - you must be exhausted before you get out of bed in the morning.

I lost interest during Brosnan's tenure but kept on watching. Quantum Of Solace was the final nail in the coffin for me. I gave the last two a pass. Not sure if I'm jumping back on board with a new actor.

Quote: chipolata @ 27th September 2021, 11:53 AM

. .. Craig... looks like a blond gorilla...

That.

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