Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 16th September 2021, 8:51 AMA film pun, and not a click in sight
BIG KNOBS & GOAL KICKS
This is disqualified as Bedknobs was my favourite film as a kid. Also your reworking does not represent the league members with small penises, so fails equality ledge.
BCG Scabs
(Something for the older members)
Quote: Godot Taxis @ 16th September 2021, 1:36 PMThis is disqualified as Bedknobs was my favourite film as a kid. Also your reworking does not represent the league members with small penises, so fails equality ledge.
I thought that was Bambi.
(holds up hand, and makes an appeal) I still like THE LEAGUE OF GRUDGERS (as you wanted Billy's LOG, if you'll excuse the expression) or THE GENTS
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 16th September 2021, 2:38 PMI thought that was Bambi.
(holds up hand, and makes an appeal) I still like THE LEAGUE OF GRUDGERS (as you wanted Billy's LOG, if you'll excuse the expression) or THE GENTS
This has all gone a bit Kenneth Williams and Hampstead Heath for me.
I'm still reeling from Lazzard speaking French.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ 16th September 2021, 3:15 PMThis has all gone a bit Kenneth Williams and Hampstead Heath for me.
Quote: Lazzard @ 16th September 2021, 10:15 AMBeing a French word it should be pronounced "kleek".
On that basis, of course, Paris would be pronounced Paree.
And if we went down that road we'd have to re-name Peking as Beijing, Calcutta as Kolkata and Bombay as Mumbai. And that would be just silly.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 16th September 2021, 4:25 PM
Ha ha. That IS a good one. 
Quote: Billy Bunter @ 16th September 2021, 5:28 PMOn that basis, of course, Paris would be pronounced Paree.
This is what the Americans do with every French sounding word, some not even of French origin. I find it hilarious.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ 16th September 2021, 1:14 PMThis is a very astute observation - are you sure you're a Yorkshireman?
Second generation Yorkshireman.
From my grandad back we are from Pirbright, Surrey.
My mums from Rotherham
Which I believe makes me half Yorkshirean
Sithee
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 16th September 2021, 8:22 PMSecond generation Yorkshireman.
From my grandad back we are from Pirbright, Surrey.
Southern Git, then. 
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 16th September 2021, 6:43 PMHa ha. That IS a good one.
Thank you Alf - sometimes the ones done in a rush are better, I suppose because you tend not to think about it too seriously.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ 16th September 2021, 4:56 AMWrong. I care. So shut the f**k up.
Reported
Armband on Salah. Not feeling it, mind. Another good week for Ronaldo owners I think. Expect Lukaku to blank against Spurs.
Quote: don rushmore @ 17th September 2021, 3:20 AMArmband on Salah. Not feeling it, mind. Another good week for Ronaldo owners I think. Expect Lukaku to blank against Spurs.
Ditto, even though I managed to squeeze Ronaldo into my team I'm not going to have a rush of blood to the head and make him captain - I expect I'll regret it, I usually do. Lukaku is jinxed as far as I'm concerned - never again will he darken my doorstep.
Bloody Hell! Any players I had involved in the international matches seem to have come through unscathed. Makes an effin' change.
Just got home from a week looking at castles in Northumberland - Stopped off today at the Angel of the North then the Black Sheep Brewery for lunch on the way back - Just to find the head is after my homework. To be honest, what with my hols and Watching Forest implode (again!) I am not sure i can even remember who is in my fantasy team... Antonio...and er...Bamford...
Can't contemplate CR7 he might be the best player i have ever seen (after John Robertson) but i cannot watch his scoring celebration 'the jumping twist with ta-da! finish' without thinking 'prat'. It might be the needless fifth goal in a five nil thrashing but CR7 insists all his teammates come to him to celebrate. Not something he does for/with them when they score...'prat'...
off to sink a couple of 11% Imperial Russians and catch up on Forests latest attempt at self harm...
A close H2H with Radish last week. Hoping to kick the arse of Dan Sweryt this time.
Up the blues.
