EXT. STREET. NIGHT.
A SIGN PROUDLY ANNOUNCES THE BUILDING AS A 'TAXI RANK'. A MAN IN A MINI CAB PULLS UP OUTSIDE. HE GETS OUT THE CAB AND ENTERS THE BUILDING.
A FEW SECONDS LATER HE EXITS WITH ANOTHER MAN (BOB). BOB STOPS AND LOOKS APREHENSIVE AT THE VEHICLE.
BOB
I'll give it a 7.
THE DRIVER NODS. BOB RETURNS INSIDE, THE DRIVER GETS BACK IN AND DRIVES OFF.
ENDS
I think that was a bit strained.
slightly hackneyed 
Not really strained came quient naturally 
Seriously this was just an idea came to me whilst I was walking the dog and rather than record it into my dictaphone for use and tweaking later, kind of used BSG as my notepad.
So do I. How about the next taxi is really smelly?
Well.. I liked it.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ March 21, 2008, 7:53 AMslightly hackneyed
i knew where it was going, but it still made me smile!
Should've been Jonathan Ross.
I liked it and you should steal... I mean 'borrow' Nigel's joke for it aswell