Quote: gappy @ 29th July 2021, 9:11 AMThe great Emo Philips told essentially the same gag
The great? I don't think so.
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He was pretty awesome.
Comedy is like masturbation. You need a tight five.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 29th July 2021, 9:17 AM{Emo Philips} The great? I don't think so.
He's one of the greats if you like surreal comedy. Here's one of his:
"I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them."
There was a great Emo routine where he was talking about when he was a kid and parents used to warn their children not to hang out with the local nutcase. You gradually realise who it is and he doesn't, e.g. 'They told everyone not to sit beside him on the bus... They never told me... But that was fine cos no one ever sat next to me anyway. etc'. Awesome.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 29th July 2021, 11:49 AM. Awesome.
Clearly, you're easily pleased 
Ask my wife.
What's the difference between a clumsy tailor and a teenager? A tailor pricks his thumb.
Quote: Firkin @ 29th July 2021, 10:29 AM
"I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them."
Brilliant!
Emo reminds me of Steven Wright as well who I always loved to watch
Although that's not a joke so....
Does anyone remember that old movie about a sentient Volkswagen who was a vegetarian
Herbie 4
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 30th July 2021, 9:15 PMAlthough that's not a joke so....
Does anyone remember that old movie about a sentient Volkswagen who was a vegetarian
Herbie 4
No I don't. That not a joke either!
Sorry to say that it is
Very sorry
What's the difference between Facebook and the Nazis? The Nazis still let you say some things.
In my local hospital, they have an weekly news magazine and on the back page is a competition.
It's a picture of a patient and you have to spot the boil.
I'm into half-castrations. Just to get the ball rolling.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 2nd August 2021, 7:08 AMWhat's the difference between Facebook and the Nazis? The Nazis still let you say some things.
You're telling me!