Anyone who's played footy must have one
Whether it was in a five a side full pitch or Jumpers for goalposts.
( Doesn't have to be football centric any sport will do)
Mine was on a dodgy full size pitch, goals without nets
In the box ball bouncing I've somehow managed to slalom through two players using my knees to keep it bouncing
Then I'm a yard from the goalie and manage to lob him straight up in the air at an angle that I don't think would have been possible if the goalposts weren't a bit skew whiff. falling back on my arse in the process
The Goalie offered a hand to pick me up and said I have to admit that was a very good goal.
Looking back I should have replied that he was probably a terrible Keeper, but In my memory I prefer to think of him as a Shilton like figure just beaten on the day by something unstoppable
I'm less proud of the time I hit a stinging volley in the top corner and it flew into the kids playground and hit a toddler flush in face while they were on the swings but I suppose that's for another thread
