*curtsies*
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Hi Lee. The only man I know who's had a joke published in Viz.
Who's that then?
Had an email from Linkedin today saying I still have not uploaded my pronouns that I wish to be called by.
They gave me examples. He/him She/her, nowhere was hairy arsed sparky
How about, 'it'
I'm not saying I haven't made a pretty penny or two from the stock market over the past few months, however I am simply the worst day trader ever. Whenever I try and buy and sell strategically, I seem to have the magic power to move the whole market in the opposite direction I wanted 
I seriously need to just learn to leave it alone, it's already cost me thousands *cries*
Quote: Lee @ 24th May 2021, 10:25 PMWho's that then?
You had one printed about yoghurt didn't you?
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 2nd June 2021, 6:50 PMYou had one printed about yoghurt didn't you?
Oh, um I'm not sure? I don't think so though, maybe it was Lee Henman aka PerryNium or whatever he called himself on here.
Ah sorry Lee, you are right, it was Henman.
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Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 2nd June 2021, 9:44 PMAh sorry Lee, you are right, it was Henman.
For a moment, I had some success 
It is here.
Quote: Lee @ 2nd June 2021, 5:45 PMI'm not saying I haven't made a pretty penny or two from the stock market over the past few months, however I am simply the worst day trader ever. Whenever I try and buy and sell strategically, I seem to have the magic power to move the whole market in the opposite direction I wanted
Sorry to read this, Lee. Hope you haven't lost too much. I had been toying with the idea of getting into day trading (ah, the lure of easy money!), now I think I'll give it a miss.
Thanks chip. I was being overly dramatic with my post. I'd recommend you still look into it. Buy a few stocks, here and there and see how you do.
It's surprising how quickly things can move. Your £10 investment could be worth £1000 one day and then be worth £1 the next.
Getting ready to drive to the airport for a quick flight to Denver to see my daughter and grandkids. I only got home from work four hours ago.