Saucy seaside postcards Page 10

Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 30th March 2021, 1:54 AM

You mean the thread that got deleted and made you flounce for a few months.

What makes you think you can post a copyright images with the artist signature and think you are above any copyright laws?

Maybe you should research the Donald McGill Museum but I'm sure you have.

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Dear oh dear, calm down. Der Management has given me the nod for this thread, so you are wasting you time sticking your oar in.

I've never flounced. Gone off in a Huff maybe.

Just for you........................

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 30th March 2021, 8:53 AM

I've never flounced. Gone off in a Huff maybe.

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Was that a Mark I or a Mark II?

She could be saying "The only cherry that'll be popped will be on a stick"

Quote: Chappers @ 30th March 2021, 5:57 PM

Was that a Mark I or a Mark II?

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I wish. Couldn't afford one of those, it was an early one of theirs - 2 stroke 200cc 3 wheeler.

This one reminds me one of Swiss Tony's "observations".....................

Putting up a tent is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Unzip the door, put up your pole, and slip into the old bag.

A lot of these aren't saucy, they're just extremely rude. Sorry if this has been brought up, but there's a George Orwell article about these andtheir insight into the British mentality. Orwell was famous for his whacky sense of humour.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 13th January 2021, 9:31 AM

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Benny Hill did exactly the same gag.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 28th January 2021, 10:58 AM

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That one's a tad uncomfortable... I remember an ad where a guy on a high diving board had forgotten hs trunks (duh, what'm I like) and the slogan was 'When it absolutely has to be there on time.' I remember thinking how horrible it'd be if they'd used a woman instead of a man.

Quote: Chappers @ 3rd February 2021, 5:06 PM

I appreciate the innocent double meaning ones but this is just sticky.

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Porn forum. Some threads may be sticky.
A good journalist is like a teenager. Sticks to his briefs.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 16th April 2021, 8:32 AM

A lot of these aren't saucy, they're just extremely rude. Sorry if this has been brought up, but there's a George Orwell article about these andtheir insight into the British mentality. Orwell was famous for his whacky sense of humour.

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I know you're a sensitive soul and easily offended.

From the man who constantly makes unsavoury wanking jokes and worse is offended.

How dare you? My wanking jokes are savoury.
As David Baddiel pointed out, the trouble with smut is that when it came out no one swore, so pussy meant cat with a tiny undercurrent of vagina. Now...
I have to go for a whole day without making any childish innuendoes. It's long and hard but I'll pull it off.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 20th April 2021, 7:54 PM

How dare you? My wanking jokes are savoury.

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Definitely not sweet or sour.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 20th April 2021, 7:54 PM

It's long and hard but I'll pull it off.

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Well, at least she didn't say Give you one.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 25th April 2021, 11:28 AM

Well, at least she didn't say Give you one.

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Is that better?