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Happy Birthday Herc Page 8

Yes, I'm such a happy bunny Eh?

Quote: john tregorran @ 17th February 2021, 1:16 AM

Yes,he lets the sunshine in.............

...and he thinks it shines out of his arse too.

Quote: Chappers @ 17th February 2021, 5:42 PM

...and he thinks it shines out of his arse too.

You're only jealous that people bathe in my light.

Blow me own trumpet, which gives me the chance to post the card my son sent me, which made me burst out laughing and made my day!

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Happy birthday!

Thank you DaButt ?

HBTY
Enjoy, Herc.

Thank you ?

Many happy returns , 21 and a bit ?

Ta, ? a f**king helluva big bit.

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Happy Birthday, Herc!

Don't get me wrong.

I never personally voted for Pol Pot and Idi Amin but the one thing you can say for them is that they would have taken out all of the intestines of Jimmy Carr, stuck them on a pole for everyone to spit at as a joke and then fed them to his father who he never speaks to.

Oh is it Herc's birthday? Many happy returns. Now I come to think of it, it was pretty obvious you were an Aquarius. But I'm not at all prejudiced and I believe in each to his/her own. In this liberal society we do Bernard Manning. We do Tiny Tim. I guess we can do this.

Many happy returns, Herc old boy. You're one of the reasons I infest this place.

Happy birthday you old git! XXX

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