On this day 31st Jan 1606 Guy Fawkes one of the Gun Powder Plot conspirators was executed in London. Before he was hanged he asked if he could use the public toilets and it was then that crowd heard the executioner cry out "Penny for the Guy."
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Stephen Hawking could fit sweets down his trousers. Smartie pants.
I'm opening a nudist colony. Bare with me.
One in 25 million Australians are cross dressing Megastars
according to the National Everage
When my cousin was at school, there was a strict no make-up, no high heels, no mascara policy. It was an all boys school.
I finally got my Cymbals for my One man band outfit
the only trouble is now the trousers clash
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 8th February 2021, 9:07 PMI finally got my Cymbals for my One man band outfit
the only trouble is now the trousers clashI finally got my Cymbals for my One man band outfit
the only trouble is now the trousers clash
Those lyrics don't scan very well.
It was so good I told it twice
#SootyJ
I never repeat myself. I told you.
I'm on a whiskey diet....
It's going very well. I'm not a big fan of whiskey anyway so the mother-in-law is delighted and even offered to help with the mortgage.
I saw Bertie Bassett having a fight with one of the M and M people
I found the whole thing quite unsavoury
I think my mother is into DVDs. She said, I want to get my hands on A Few Good Men.
My wife shouted at me, 'Immature!' I said, 'I know you are, but what am I?'
Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 9th February 2021, 12:38 AMI'm on a whiskey diet....
It's going very well. I'm not a big fan of whiskey anyway so the mother-in-law is delighted and even offered to help with the mortgage.
What? Am I being thick? (Yes I know!)
An intelligent man never repeats himself. - Hear, hear!