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I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,255

Quote: Chappers @ 15th January 2021, 9:20 AM

He probably has got a bag of them.

What, clubs or clubs?

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 15th January 2021, 9:47 AM

What, clubs or clubs?

Clubs! And probably clubs.

Quote: Chappers @ 15th January 2021, 3:34 PM

Clubs! And probably clubs.

Ah, of course, very rich man who can afford clubs and clubs. That doesn't make him any less of a c**t though. :)

Don't forget the irons,dearie.

Quote: john tregorran @ 15th January 2021, 6:53 PM

Don't forget the irons,dearie.

What have West Ham United got to do with it?

Stupid tart!

https://www2.le.ac.uk/departments/english/people/corinnefowler

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9153499/Academic-says-GARDENING-roots-racial-injustice.html

She's correct.There was colour prejudice.
Carrots used to be purple and were discriminated against until they went orange.

Quote: Chappers @ 16th January 2021, 1:35 PM

Stupid tart!

Corinne Fowler, Professor of Post-Colonial Literature at the University of Leicester,

That says it all. Let's rewrite history. Let's beat ourselves over the head for ever and ever. Amen and Awomen.

Teacher accused of 'having sex in field' with pupil, 15, 'told boy she would bring him down with her'

https://www.aol.co.uk/teacher-accused-having-sex-field-094653915.html

Disgusting.It didn't happen in my day!
Although all my teachers were men so perhaps it was best it didn't.

I wouldn't want her husband hunting me down, have you seen him?
She'll go to jail and he'll be the pride of all his mates.

It gets worse........................

Gender-neutral playing cards with no King, Queen or Jack.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9164021/Gender-neutral-playing-cards-replace-king-queen-jack-gold-silver-bronze.html

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 20th January 2021, 9:08 AM

It gets worse........................

Gender-neutral playing cards with no King, Queen or Jack.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9164021/Gender-neutral-playing-cards-replace-king-queen-jack-gold-silver-bronze.html

Saw that story on GMB and for once I agreed with Pierced Organ. It's an ugly design and bronze, silver and gold is boring. What about the jokers?

Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 20th January 2021, 9:54 AM

What about the jokers?

Got to be men, surely.

Quote: john tregorran @ 20th January 2021, 3:38 AM

Teacher accused of 'having sex in field' with pupil,.

There's an age of consent for boys? I honestly never knew that.

At 15 years old she deserves about five years in prison but no doubt if there is a prison sentence it will be suspended. The psychological trauma isn't viewed the same when the victim is a boy even though there is no legal difference.

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