One for the young pop pickers out there:
What did Marc Bolan say to his dog when he fed him in the evening?
'Here's your tea, Rex!'
Time for some Christmas cracker crap jokes. Page 4
I'd prefer some spice, girls.
Quote: Bob Carolvorderman @ 29th December 2020, 8:34 PMOne for the young pop pickers out there:
What did Marc Bolan say to his dog when he fed him in the evening?
'Here's your tea, Rex!'
Before Marc has his own tea does he bang a gong?
I balanced a sandwich above a fictional dog. Roll over Beethoven.
For Valentine's Day, my dog buys his girlfriend turnips. No broccoli.
Sorry, I meant cauliflowers. (as he's a Collie you see)
My dog eat all the Christmas tree lights.
His little face lit up.
My dog likes computers. Must be a setter.
My cat likes making noises. Must be a Purrsian.
My fish likes One Direction. Must be a complete dick head.